Nah, I'll live to be 100.

I think all cigarette packs should come with pictures of dudes getting hella laid and riding motorcycles and being cowboys and scoring the game winning touchdown.

good thing I only eat raw almonds and grapefruit

ALL CIGARETTES SHOULD BE CALLED POLES. THAT WAY IF SOMEONE TRIES ASKING YOU FOR A SPARE CIGARETTE YOU GOTTA BE LIKE "only if you smoke poles."


:BLOWJOBS

I don't care what picture they put on it, just quit taxing it so much that I can't afford to smoke. :(

If you jerk off a lot, that's guaranteed to kill you as well. :|

Hey Womti, did you pick cigarette butts out of the gutter and re-roll them?

No, he went to gas stations with his brother when he was younger and smoked the cigarette butts that customers at gas stations left in the ash trays near the doors. He called them re-frieds.

you should jerk off in a fire then

you should eat a dick in a fire then

Stockpiled cigarettes when we went to L.A. because they were half the price there. :(

You should be a dick in a fire, after all you are already one everywhere else

I don't smoke but collecting all of these sounds pretty cool!

I'm actually tickled that now it's almost more economical to be a cigar freak than a cigarette smoker, the world's so hilariously stupid

cigarretts rule and are awsome

Cigars, fuck yes.

For cigars I always smoked Rum Runners as my favorite flavored cigar. My favorite non-flavored is the CAO eXtreme. I hate the name, but they're giant and the quality/tobacco is awesome.

H8 Flavored ones. Always drove me nuts. I love Bacarats and H. Upman, but I usually just go with Punch and Arturo Fuente

also >: @ Finks, since when the fuck did they decide that they were anything but the cheap distributors

fuck their new hoity-toity bullshit and prices now

I agree on the 'flavored cigarettes' :yuck

Not that my opinion on any tobacco matters really since I never tobaccy ever

YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND NOW AND I LOVE YOU

I think it's great. It hooked some photographer up to royalty checks. Cheers.

I hear if you live for a long enough time, that will kill you too.