Unlike you, Fartin, I-Mockery does not constitute a portion of my real life, and anything that does or does not happen in this little online world has absolutely no bearing on my everyday existence. I have no qualms laughing among real friends for a moment about the ignorance of a lonely teenaged virgin whom I will never meet.

As far as having anything better to do...how long do you think it takes to speak one sentence? I'm not sure about you, but for those of us who actually have a respectable command of our native language, it's hard to regret the waste of those three seconds.

Oh no, Pern played the 'internet isn't real' card. :eek

What a jerk. >:

That was actually pretty funny :(

Summer lovin' ... happened so faaaast. :(

:blah

Wow :(

I'm the unborn bat child of Perndog :/ lucky I'm liquored up or I would get upset.

i am so buying that game :eek

:lol

That was funny on so many levels.

The skull on my desk is resting on a hand, actually. You should fix that part.

Hmm... I will submit your suggestion to my artistic director for the sequel. :posh

lol

:lol with Chimp.

that was good ;<

I think vampires are immune to mono...
I got it really bad. All i could eat for 2 and a half weeks had to be very cold and very soft. Not to mention the lack of all energy and other effects. Miseable time. But right after I recovered (they said I could still pass it to others for a six month period) neither of my two girlfriends in the next six months got it (yes, kissing, I'll point it out before some intolerable moron does). But then again, I think I got it from a water-fountain... :/