:eek run!

ok kiddo.... Haiku time

Fartinmowler is
Not very good at poems
So go take a nap

<3 <3

LOL

wow, fartin should definately donkey punch someone for that...

ohno. fartin's after the kittygirl. :chatter

Haha "Not very good at poems" doesn't have enough syllables are you eating the irony up because I sure am.

While we're on the subject of eating things up, let's start a conversation about fragrant vaginas. :eek

Kelly Keeps these forums alive :(

And fucking stupid.

no that job is spread throuought the ranks from me to sports

Is that worth bragging about? :X

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The middle part of the thread is hillarious.

I doubt that the wemens tip the bottle of perfume directly into their pooky-holes, you cum-dumpster. I meant around the toxic area.

alchohol is completely sterile you dipshits.... it cant infect anything! it kills all viruses and bacteria on contact! ya Cum-Dumpsters! (thanks kelly, for that great word!)

It can irritate though, & then infection can occur in the irritated areas. :eek

irritation only comes from the alchohol... thus your a dipshit for getting it irrirtated in the first place, so you scracth.... germs from scratching your ass during your sleep become imbedded in your skin and it becomes infected... still not DIRECTLY from the alchohol in the perfume though.... and as kelly said, who spays it in the vagina any way... if anything itd be the pubic region (not that id know since i am a male chauvanist that uses women and destroys their lives!) hahahahahah!

HAHA. Twas a joke hun. Its ok though, you dont have to understand. And i never mentioned anything about sticking it "up" in there... so uh..... yeah.

ok, yeah, thats what i said.

didnt you *just* say that the irritation came from the alcohol?? eh.. whatever.

yeah, ok, but it can definitely irritate the puss. vaginas are sensitive and when they get irritated they can get infected very easily. just fyi.... ;)

What did she say? 'Can lead to...' Is that what she said? :blah

& I've got an irritated nothing, to match my infected nothing. >:

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No Seriously. :blah

well, analdestruction.com

what the fuck is truefully?

Also.... i missed this post...

*ahem*

here are the syllables....

not (1) ve (2) ry (3) good (4) at (5) po (6) ems (7)

there seems to be 7 syllables to me... but i could be mistaken... <3 :P

you say po-ems what a whore :(

hahaha, yeah, you got me, im a total whore. Damn those po-em whores, damn them all!

OK WHATEVER KITTYHEAD I'M GOING TO READ SOME PO-EMS NOW