get a room :/

No way.

We're going to fuck right here and now. You whimpering asswipes can scatter like roaches when the kitchen light comes on. >:

Farty? Go get another drink.

I havn't had a drink in a couple of weeks >: :( :/

Your going to need one after you've watched Max and I fuck. :)

That's a great idea! :love

Oh! So it will be so grotesque, he'll need liquor just to wipe the horrible images out of his head.

wow max fucktard how original NOT you are quite a bore!! zzzzz haha zzzzz

hey max this thread S-U-C-K-S that's right SUCKS!

ooops i posted in the wrong madmax thread its just they all look the same i can't tell the difference!!

I remember this one time when I was a kid I would lube up these fat paint markers and shove 'em in my butt. I would get some fierce erections! Memories :passionatesigh

Godammit I didn't mean when I was a kid I meant when I was in Middle School and High School. Well and now too.

Good save!

EW U GUYZ

There's more too! I think Max needs to write about the time I titty fucked him. :love

Man that was AWESOME! :lol

Krythor: Triple posting just proves that you're a fucking boring fucktard looking for attention. You're just another generic fucktard that posts here. Yeah, and your "insults" of "You suck" and "NOT" were REAL original. :rolleyes
Fucktard.

Blue Oatmeal: Stop fagging up my thread fucktard.

Terra: :love

I don't want to write too much about us though. I'm sure each of these fucktards jerked off to that thread at least 10 times already and got their keyboards covered in their little boy "bliss".

:lol

max: You dont suck....NOT hahahahahha heh ahem... what i was trying to say was, shut up about terra we all know that really, you are a complete homo and are trying to cover your gay tracks... so to speak.

Not to mention the little girl "bliss" that puddled in my chair after reading that. :love

And Metal? DON'T YOU BE A MISTER PISSY PANTS ABOUT MY MAX! >: JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE WITH MAX!

MetalMilitia: Shit, you're probably fucking jealous of Terra! You're the one that was trying to suck up to me when you first got here, wanting to be my friend, you little bitch faggot. You're also the one having the fag fest with WTF and Spaceylizard, you fucking tube steak eating fucktard.

:lol

Your just bieng mean becasue i hit a nerve... the truth hurts doesn't it.

Actually I'm NEVER mean, I only point out facts of life. And the fact is, you're a fucking fag, who projects his own homo self-hatred on to others by claiming they're gay. This stems from the obvious fact that you're embaressed of who you really are because Mommy and Daddy would never accept you if you told them. SO instead you have to live in secret, going to a public bathroom here and there, to get that dick in your mouth or ass that you so richly can't get enough of.

Your self-destructive path will only lead to ruin Metal, you should really seek counsling

:lol

Inversly everything you said but with your name instead of mine.
I mean you must have got inspiration for all your 'stories' from somewhere. And the detail you go into suggests you have more than you fair share of man love fantasies.

Jesus fucking Christ its not that fucking hard to write the shit, all you fucking do is put a bunch of disgusting sex references and add people's names.

One only needs a grasp of the English language, imagination and higher brain functioning to do it.

All of which explains why you fail so fucking horribly at it when you attempt to copy me, you illiterate fucktard! :lol

So would you like your next story be about you having sex with an animal instead? Because I can make that just as graphic fucktard.

:lol

This is true but most normal people would not be able to imagine or more importantly want to imagine such scenes of butt fucking.

I dont doubt that. You probably have all the inspiration you need in your favourites folder.

AND SO METAL MILITIA HELD ONTO HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT. HE LOVED SPOT. HE FELT LIKE IT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THIS SHITTY WORLD THAT UNDERSTOOD HIM. HE'D TRIED SO HARD GETTING GIRLS TO LIKE HIM AND EVEN GUYS, BUT NOBODY WANTED HIS PATHETIC ASS. NOBODY EXCEPT HIS FAITHFUL DOG SPOT.

AS METAL CARESSED SPOT'S COAT, SPOT BEGAN TO LICK HIM PLAYFULLY. METAL SUDDENLY BRUSHED UP AGAINST SPOT'S PENIS. HE WAS EXCITED! METAL FELT THE DOG ROD MORE. IT WAS ALL HAIRY AND ERECT. SPOT BEGAN TO RUB AGAINST METAL.

METAL KNEW WHAT SPOT WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM AND HE FELT IT TOO! METAL KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE, THEY MUST CONSUMATE THEIR MISUNDERSTOOD LOVE.

METAL STRIPPED OFF HIS CLOTHES AND ALLOWED SPOT TO MOUNT HIM. SPOT BEGAN TO BARK EXCITEDLY AS HE HUMPED AWAY AND HIS DOG DICK SLID IN AND OUT OF METAL'S ASSHOLE. HE RESTED HIS PAWS ON METAL'S SHOULDERS AND LICKED THE BACK OF HIS NECK DURING THIS INTERSPECIES UNION.

SPOT CAME IN METAL'S ASS, BUT METAL WONDERED WHAT DOG SEMEN TASTED LIKE. HE'D TASTED HUMAN SEMEN MORE THAN A FEW TIMES, BUT HE WONDERED IF DOG SEMEN TASTED THE SAME.
SO METAL PULLED SPOT'S STILL DRIPPING RED DICK TO HIS LIPS AND BEGAIN TO BLOW SPOT, MIXED WITH SHIT, BLOOD, SEMEN AND FUCKING DOG HAIR.

SPOT LAY MOTIONLESS AS METAL PERFORMED THIS ON HIS PARTNER. LETTING HIM. IT WAS AS ALMOST AS IF HE THOUGHT HE WAS PEOPLE.

SPOT, ONCE AGAIN SPENT CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND FELL ASLEEP, METAL FELL ASLEEP TOO, WONDERING WHERE THEIR NEW RELATIONSHIP WOULD TAKE THEM TOMORROW.

THE END.

DON'T FUCK WITH A PORN WRITER FUCKTARD! :lol

i didn't read you post becasue its late at night and im tierd. But i will leave you with these words...

Max, a, is, wanker, massive.