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weenie

Jun 3rd, 2005 07:17 PM

i believe he does like fencing... nah im all cut free and not listening to marilyn manson. thanks for all the advice guys. im not so bothered about it anymore,im too sleep deprived from exams to care about that guy but i think i know what to do later now(ie. go around to his house for crazy monkey sex) did anyone see 'house of wax' my friends dragged me to it.. i was filled with joy when paris hilton was killed..yay!

MetalMilitia

Jun 3rd, 2005 07:45 PM

Indeed. I like how she had around 3 sex(ish) scenes then gets a metal bar rammed through her skull.
Thats all the acting she does in the whole film; Sex and death.

Needless to say the film was shit, i only liked the part where the guy's cheek gets cut off.

moi	Jun 4th, 2005 02:14 AM

indeed.

weenie

Jun 4th, 2005 09:10 PM

is indeed the new word all the rad kids use?

Mr. Fugo

Jun 6th, 2005 07:34 AM

The new word all the rad kids use is Satan

weenie

Jun 8th, 2005 10:53 AM

hey again..i told the guy i liked him..and he doesnt feel the same about me...woo...im kinda glad now that ive said tho..theres plenty more fish in the sea?

HickMan

Jun 8th, 2005 11:33 AM

No. You're the fish. Us penises are the fishermen.

moi	Jun 9th, 2005 11:54 PM

us penises.

Tara	Jun 10th, 2005 12:02 AM

Now, is this penises? Or dickless wonders? One must make distinctions.

The One and Only...

Jun 10th, 2005 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weenie

hey again..i told the guy i liked him..and he doesnt feel the same about me...woo...im kinda glad now that ive said tho..theres plenty more fish in the sea?

Somethin' like that.

Tara	Jun 11th, 2005 01:43 AM

Unless your a damn carp. Then you may as well be looking into a mirror and jerking off to your self.

Bad news all around. Yes, OAO?

kellychaos

Jun 13th, 2005 12:05 PM

We penises are afishin' for the deadliest catch!

The One and Only...

Jun 13th, 2005 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tara

Unless your a damn carp. Then you may as well be looking into a mirror and jerking off to your self.

Bad news all around. Yes, OAO?

I'm no carp. I'm a STALLION, BABY!!!

executioneer

Jun 13th, 2005 05:27 PM

nice shrek 2 reference lol

The One and Only...

Jun 13th, 2005 11:15 PM

Because the term stallion in the sexual sense is limited to Shrek 2, clearly.

executioneer

Jun 13th, 2005 11:51 PM

following it with "baby" was what tipped me off

kellychaos

Jun 14th, 2005 01:22 PM

Break a leg, OAO!

Bell E. Laffs

Jun 14th, 2005 05:32 PM

Did anyone mention he's bisexual yet?

The One and Only...

Jun 14th, 2005 06:08 PM

Well, kinda. I'd say I'm a 2 on the Kinsey scale.

maggiekarp

Jun 14th, 2005 10:55 PM

IF YOUR BELOVED WIFE WAS ON HER DEATHBED AND FIVE MINUTES BEFORE SHE DIED SHE MAGICALLY SPROUTED A PENIS, WOULD YOU STILL STAY WITH HER?

...Yeah, sure.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A BI.

Helm	Jun 15th, 2005 12:15 AM

are you a bit stupid?

adept_ninja

Jun 15th, 2005 12:18 AM

shes about to die so why not. Also lay off the hentai real people dont magically sprout dicks.

maggiekarp

Jun 15th, 2005 12:51 AM

MAGICAL DICK SPROUTING HENTAI HAS THE MOST COMPELLING ROMANCE!

And I'm just guessing the sort of questioning that led to OAO's rampant bisexuality :/

kellychaos

Jun 15th, 2005 11:42 AM

Reluctant homosexual <-> Bi-sexual ?

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