I know they both sound the same, but I think you meant to type "i'm a-huntin' pecker" :x

Hey Cap'n Babba! You know what!? My penis is small enough to fit inside the human vagina! It also won't cause her subatomic particles to tear away from eachother! IT'S TRUE!!! I feel that may be why you can't keep a date.

like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN ROSENSTREN? DON' YOU KNOW I LEIVWITH THE TORMENT OF A PENIS WITH INCONSEIVABLE DIMNSIONS SPANNNING ALL REAL ANDUNREAL EXCICSTENCSES THROUGH OUT THE METAPHYSICAL WORLD????

IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!

Way to quote Family Guy :rolleyes

Aha! He's full of shit!

Even "if" someone like Bubba, who is large and muscular, did have a large unit, it would look small in proportion, like a fat head :)

And "then" it would make it fit better?

Actually, the analogical joke is far older than that meathead.

I don't understand the question >:

Fartin, if Bubba's huge penis is proportionally smaller to his magnificently muscled body than a skinny guy with a regular sized penis, does that mean Bubba's huge penis fits a regular sized vagina any better?

http://www.pbs.org/kcet/shapeoflife/...nt_explo2.html

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

"Even "if" someone like Bubba, who is large and muscular, did have a large unit, it would look small in proportion, like a fat head"

I've actually heard that people who are big are more likely to have smaller penii due to blood flow being diverted into other areas.

Whenever there is a penis thread in Loveline & Kahljorn posts in it, I'm reminded of the sex dream I had about him... :orgasm

Do tell.

MY PENIS IS NOT SIMPLY LARGE FOOLISH HUMANS OF ONLY PSUEDO-SENTIENT INTELECT. ITS VERY GIRTH WHEN DERIVED THROUGH A PROCESS OF MATHEMATICS THAT IS BEYOND RATIONAL HUMAN AND COMPUTER PROGRAM CAPABILITIES IS X*GOOGOPLEX WHERE X IS A CONSTANT OF SUCH A PROPORTION THAT IT WOULD REQUIRE 100! MORE GOOGOPLEXES JUST TO BEGIN AND COVER ITS BREADTH. WHEN THE HOLY WATERS OF THE ORIENT ARE DRIPPED INTO MY PENIS THE FLAME OF WRATH ARUPTS FORTH AND AN ALL ENCOMPASSING BLANKET OF CINDER AND ASH SPANS THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. MY PENIS IS SO LARGE THAT WHEN I PUT IT INSIDE OF OTHER HUMANS THEY GENERALLY COMPLAIN OF ITS SIZE AND GIVE A LOOK OF GENERAL DISCOMFORT AND I'M ALL LIKE "AW MAN" BECAUSE I THINK MAYBE THEY DON'T LIKE ME BUT THEN THEY ARE ALL "HELLS YEA" BECAUSE MY PENIS FUCKING KILLED THEM BECAUSE IT'S URETHRA'S DIAMETER IS THAT OF 5 EARTHS AND THEY EVIDENTLY BURST IN MANY PIECES AND DIED AND WENT TO HELL WHERE THE PENISES ARE ALL SMALL VERSIONS OF GENE SHALLOT THAT SCREAM BUT ITS BETTER THAN MY PENIS WHICH IS HUGE BEYOND MEASURE. IF MY PENIS WERE TO COMBAT THE ROMAN DIETIES IT WOULD SURELY CRUSH THEIR COMBINED FORCES BUT SUFFER IN SUCH A WAY THAT A LESSON IS LEARNED AND MY PENIS WOULD COME OUT BETTER FOR IT HAVING ACCEPTED ITS FATE. MY PENIS IS ACTUALLY SO MASSIVE THAT ITS INABILITY TO MOVE QUICKLY IS OVERSHADOWED BY THE FACT THAT IS EXISTS IN ALL FEASABLE POINTS IN SPACE AND TIME SO MOVEMENT IS IRRELEVANT. MY PENIS IS NAMED SOME SPANISH NAME BUT I FORGET IT.

yer stupid! :lol

"With great power, comes great responsibility." ... my monstrously endowed nemisis :posh

If your urethra were the size of five Earths, your whole penis would be nothing compared even to the Sun. You are retarded.

IT IS ALSO THE SIZE OF FIVE SUNS.

IN ADDITION IT IS THE SIZE OF 200,000 GALAXIES.

I SUBMIT THAT IT IS YOU, PUNY GENITALED HUMAN, WHO IS THE RETARD AMONG US.

Ah, yes. I failed to see your logic before. My apologies. :/

Ladies and gentlemen. We have Pudzilla Vs. Vagina Monolgogues!

I miss Mothra. :(

My Dixie Wrecked.

Actually the earliest instance of that phrase (to my knolege) was from episode 3 of "Scrotum the puppy"

Learn your shit good sir!