AND IF ANY OF THEM WERE THE FUNNY ONE, IT WAS MURDOCK

HE HAD A GOOD IMAGINATION, HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD MUPPET BABY :lol

It's not opposite day!

YAY! I LOVE OPPOSITE DAY! :)

Opposite day was tomorrow :(

Women seem to care about guys who are buff and 6'5" tall, and they care about them tall guys. Secondly they like them guys who have a very high paying job or very rich, like on these stupid shows like Joe Millionare and the Bachlaor. They need a show where an very ugly guy that lives in a trailer and has a job at the piggly wiggly, and the show would be called "Joe Trailer".

YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO GOD TAHT YOU ARE A CHARACTER >:

THAT IS THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR BEING SO UNFUNNY IS IF YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE >:

>: >: >:

You guys think he's kidding about that.

He dragged me along, telling me we were really going on "Journey to discover our inner Ki, uniting with the forces of nature to master the elements, revealing ourselves as masters and unleashing terrible, fiery death upon our enemies".

Turned out our "enemies" was whoever happened to stand behind Protoclown after he'd eaten at Taco Bell.

I'd weep, but the vision of him naked in that waterfall forced me to scratch out my eyes :(

terrible, fiery death is HILARIOUS

A word to the wise, guys...Olly is one of my best friends and roomed with me for FOUR LONG, PAIN-FILLED YEARS back in college.

In other words...DON'T TRUST A DAMN THING HE SAYS ABOUT ME! >:

Yeah, Barber college :rolleyes

Actually it was Hamburger U :(

Did you attend the symposium held by Professor Grimace?



Good stuff.

EVERYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS FORUM IS A CREEP 8-)

AHEM >:

OR you could, you know... DO trust me.

Seriously, who are you more likely to believe about the details of Protoclown's life? Him, or a mere stranger who has presented no credentials of credibility in any way what-so-ever yet claims to know even the most intimate details of Protoclown's life?

I think the choice is obvious here.

You're a fucking SOCK. >:

what-so-ever! :lol

He was an English major too, Sadie.

:tear

Re: WTF IS WRONG WITH GIRLS
 

YEAH I KNOW. IT'S LIKE WHENEVER I'M AT THE BEACH WITH A LADY, SOME JERK KICKS SAND IN MY FACE AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH HIM!!! AND THEN BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT IS THERE, AND HE AND HIS BROTHER HAVE A TOW TRUCK!

Well Jixby, since you didn't bother asking Dr. Bactine, I'll make my best answer.

If you can't get a girl, face it, you're a dork. You probobly don't have any friends either. So do us a favor and kill yourself, then I can take all the girls you are after.

Help? :troutslap

lol what fucking ROCK did you climb out from UNDER. :lol

I'm a girl..my question is what the hell is wrong with guys???....all they try to do is get in your pants. If they realize you are not for that, they leave. I'm sorry, but I don't do one-nighters.

CREEPS8-)

hello? flossy?
this is the "make stereotypical comments about girls" thread. if you'd like to do the same about boys, you'll need to find or create an appropriate thread for it.
thanks!

GIRLS ARE ALWAYS BITCHING :rolleyes