yeah and nothing's short for augustus right

Whichever name you choose, it should probably be short, and have hard consonants in it (easier for the dog to learn its name).

For example, a name like "Killjoy" has two hard consonants and two syllables, and therefore would be (training- and control-wise) a superior name to something like 'Ulysses'.

Remember, if the shit hits the fan, you want a name that you can yell out fast and clear.

courage?

Radar is a good name.

I like the name Dash. ;O

AUGUSTUSIVSON BONAPARTE!

All my animals have complex, proper and quite long names and respond to all of them and other things.[/b]

Give it a wussie-cutsie name for the irony value. Like Cuddles or Sweetie or something.

Barring that, you could call him Buster.

I wante to name our dog Durkheim, but my parents nixed it. >:

i thought puppies had to wait until they were six weeks old to be weaned.

I have a Basset hound named Petunia. The people at the pound claimed her name was "Chomper," so needless to say, my family decided to give her a far worse name. :(

GORSE

My favorite puppy name is "Styx" (sticks)

Thank you I think I speak for the rest of us when I say that I'm glad you told us how to pronounce that. Fag. >:

Here are MY suggestions:

Señor Barky
Sir Lucius McPitbull
Odie Arbuckle

And maybe Evelyn, but only if it's modified. :(

ebenezer wagglethorpe

hong kong phooeys baby

the roly poly puppy

sir lawrence olivier

scrambles :reference
lifesaver :anotherdifferentreference

- Swiffles
- Swifflemits
- Wiffymits
- Miffywits
- Snakeface

p.s. it's a girl doggy. :(

SO, I GUESS JEFFREE DOESN'T WORK.

p.s. ill post pictures in lyke one second okay? okay! :D

Why do you need a dog, Danny?

Are you blind?

Or did you just buy a farm?

A dog is for dinner, not for keeping. >:

I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ;(