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glowbelly Oct 9th, 2006 03:41 PM

1. periods hurt, bitches. especially if you get bad ones. imagine having a small person with huge hands on your insides, squeezing and squeezing, wringing blood out of one of your biggest muscles until it comes dripping out of your dick.

2. you can have sex if a girl is on her period. if you know how to make her have an orgasm, it will most likely alleviate her cramps, making her less bitchy.

3. if your gal's period is really painful, you should try to talk to her about going to the doctor. there are different kinds of birth control that can help with that shit. she might have something called endometriosis, which can be treated.

4. yup.

Big McLargehuge Oct 9th, 2006 03:44 PM

My girlfriend is more grossed out by her period than me :0

I guess I have a good attitude towards menstruation

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 9th, 2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
3. if your gal's period is really painful, you should try to talk to her about going to the doctor. there are different kinds of birth control that can help with that shit. she might have something called endometriosis, which can be treated.

Anytime I talk to her about it she gets even more pissed off and kicks me. IN THE NUTS. What do I do then?

Chojin Oct 9th, 2006 06:57 PM

then you wake up and realize how alone you actually are

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 9th, 2006 08:19 PM

That was uncalled for.

Sam Oct 9th, 2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
when my gril is on her period she gives me blowjobs :0

DOES IT BURN? :lol

Big McLargehuge Oct 10th, 2006 04:19 PM

LOL >:

Chojin Oct 10th, 2006 04:22 PM

BOY, HOW'D YOU GET YOUR GRILL THAT WAY?

Big McLargehuge Oct 10th, 2006 04:26 PM


Chojin Oct 10th, 2006 04:28 PM

oh man you should have left the vent as the mouth it's even puckering :<

Big McLargehuge Oct 10th, 2006 04:38 PM

I tried it made the face crooked :(

McBusto Oct 11th, 2006 08:49 PM

Women need to stop these period things. They are getting out of control.

Esuohlim Oct 11th, 2006 10:05 PM

If you wanted to make a big splash in this community you should have posted something along the lines of "Women need to stop these period things.............. they're getting out of control.............." and then we would all have a chuckle at the several levels of humor you had displayed but you lost your chance pal

nothing4buddha Oct 12th, 2006 12:46 AM

Sam beats me when i get raggy :)

...

:(

kahljorn Oct 13th, 2006 10:22 PM

I've heard that if you don't have periods (and sex too but not quite the same way) you can get a toxic build up of chemicals and die. Why don't you jerks think of someone other than yourselves for a change.

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2006 01:03 AM

I know someone that left a tampon in for too long and almost died of toxicity. A worse story is when they first became popular on the market and my dad was working the emergency room as an x-ray tech, and some lady didn't know you had to remove the old ones before inserting new ones. He said that the procedure to remove them filled the room with the worst smell possible.

My girlfriend told me that it's good to have sex while on one's period because the orgasm spasms accelerate the process by which the lining is removed and expelled. :themoreyouknow

WhiteRat Oct 14th, 2006 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If you wanted to make a big splash in this community you should have posted something along the lines of "Women need to stop these period things.............. they're getting out of control.............." and then we would all have a chuckle at the several levels of humor you had displayed but you lost your chance pal

Stop being such an e-bully. You drove out the geisha girl Fawnmaster Flex and now you are getting sassy with someone who could possibly be the greatest mocker ever. How rude.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2006 11:40 AM

Yeah, I was gonna take her to Homecoming, but no! You had to gte your way. No one is gonna want to come over to our house and play now.

kahljorn Oct 14th, 2006 05:01 PM

Sethomas, on a similar note I've heard that female sexual abstinance can cause or influence cervical cancer (i think it's cervical) for very similar reasons.

Juttin Oct 14th, 2006 09:29 PM

I have an idea! :

Humans should drop their subconsious minds, successfully

1. Making sex reproductive again
2. Killing society and/or false religious beliefs
3. Making fat people physically superior

>:

Of course, I'm an asshole,
so my opinions are outrageous and/or extremely insane

Juttin Oct 14th, 2006 09:31 PM

Plus, I like the ring of "A pack of humans took down a lion" :lol

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2006 09:36 PM

Being insufferably lame isn't the same as being an asshole.

Juttin Oct 14th, 2006 09:47 PM

Hey, neither is " Egotistic Fag", but that's right up your ally, isn't it?

Be sure to repeat what I just said in your next post, using a Thesaurus to "Spice" it up

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2006 10:03 PM

Oh, by the way, you'll probably want to wikipedia "menstrual cycle" if you want any idea of what this thread is about.

Juttin Oct 14th, 2006 10:07 PM

I was commenting on how absorbed in fucking some people are,
that they'd rather have their girlfriend/ wife go without
the process of reproduction than have to wait to do so anyways


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