Do not jest, Kahl!!! I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!! Tremble and quake.

Who is this Fathom Zero? I will slay you all for your adultery.

Who are you supposed to be...the 5th Stooge?

He's a friggin' big thighed narcisist weiner who thinks the light of the universe shines out his bung, one of the most irritating bits of flotsam ever to wash up on the shores of I-mockery. When he's not bragging about his sad adolescent love life, he's pontificating and name droping philosiphers like doing that gave him orgasms. This latest attemt at humor is perhaps the saddest, most inept version of the ever re-inventing, ever the same OAO, as I believe that last bit about the 'cock' in the 'vagina' shows.

He's fun like a traffic accidentg. You find yourself loking, but you know better and it makes you feel dirty.

Read the thread backups section. OAO used to be the loveline king with his hilarious attempts at finding a girlfriend.

I bet his penis is still tiny guys!

I am number one. Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.

How can I possibly make this thread more pointless?

Oh okay, that'll do fine.

Fathom Zero, you have failed your own name. You have yet to comprehend your own worthlessness.

Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on.

BEHOLD, FOR MY POST IS IN ALL CAPS. I AM NOW YOUR KING.

Idolators of text.

Bamboozler of wide thighs and faggotry!

Thanks Max.

That whole "Heteroflexible" thing had me really nervous. I was afraid he'd start hitting on everything that moves, so I was standing REALLY still. :/

Youve got to move on because you know Fathom struck your retarted ass from the throne. :oao

Thanks MM, I did just that. And I swear if I have to read about OAO "making out" one more time, I'll be forced to climb a tall structure with a high-powered semi-automatic weapon of some sort.

But my favorite response came from Max:

""Your characters suck oao"
-K. Haddas

Well, laws, you can't expect anyone ELSE to suck OAO."

So, OAO comes back but Helm doesn't.
There's no justice :(

"I am the one who puts the waffle in wafflehouse, the cock that fills the gaping void of the vagina!!!"

so you're saying you're formation but formation comes from existence. Not only that but Yesod is pretty low on the tree of life. Still pretty material buddy but you know it's on the way to christhood or whatever so you know you'll get there soon.

"Burbank, I'm sorry, but it just wasn't meant to be. I know the dirty sex was good. Damn, how well I know. The time with the Santa hat and cowboy boots? Hot. But you can't hold it against me forever. You've got to move on."
-OGB

That's really funny. Great job with the humor. Seriously. Like everything else you do, you've mastered funny with little effort, and are so good at it, you can now move onto some other area of interest. Great job.

Max,
Don't you think the whole sarcasting "you're so funny" thing is a bit hackneyed?

Seriously, I know you have better insults in you. I've seen them before.

I don't see any reason to unwrap them for this.

Holy crap, I just read OaO's thread backups!

That shit made my week. You are truly a very sad excuse for a human being, and the only person who can fence and not be gay is Bruce Dickinson.

you're forgetting that oao prides himself in his gayness.