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Black Flag Feb 10th, 2007 11:19 PM

good news, he's been spared for now by the miracle of modern medicine.

he has some horrible kind of spinal arthritis, but he got some medicine today and seems to be doing better. we'll know by next week if it's really doing the job, though.

it'd be great if it worked. i really prefer my dog not die

george Feb 11th, 2007 03:34 AM

if he does dies, can i have the corpse?

i want to have sex with it.

Lenor Feb 11th, 2007 07:42 PM

george.. seriously Shut the FUCK up!

blackflag:.. Im So sorry sweetie.. why didnt you tell me this earlier when we talked? I havent been to the boards to see this.

Sean were getting hit hardcore by this lake effect shit... Although, Erie is probally much worse. luckily im in the middle of the state.

Iain Feb 11th, 2007 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Flag (Post 470009)
good news, he's been spared for now by the miracle of modern medicine.

he has some horrible kind of spinal arthritis, but he got some medicine today and seems to be doing better. we'll know by next week if it's really doing the job, though.

it'd be great if it worked. i really prefer my dog not die

My dog died last year. It sucks. I got a tattoo.

george Feb 12th, 2007 01:32 AM

can i have your corpse when you die lenore?

cause the corpse of blackflags dog will get worn out pretty quickly with me fucking it all the time.

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2007 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Iain (Post 470278)
My dog died last year. It sucks. I got a tattoo.

My dog is old. It sucks. I eat sandwiches.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 470414)
My dog is old. It sucks. I eat sandwiches.

what does your dog sucK? you?

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2007 06:27 PM

I can always count on you for a witty repartee, can't I? Bravo.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 06:39 PM

i miss you being a country dumb fuck. dude that rocked

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2007 06:42 PM

The only hillbilly slang I hadn't used yet was "skeedaddle", so the bumpkin thing just kinda played out.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 06:46 PM

i hear "skeedaddles' are another name for condoms. think you can work that into a thread for us?

Tropical Feb 12th, 2007 06:56 PM

Put out your dog in a way that's fun for the dog.
Feed your dog some ketamine.

Goat Cheese Feb 12th, 2007 07:06 PM

Everthing dies. Life's a bitch.

Blue Fox Feb 12th, 2007 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by george (Post 470299)
can i have your corpse when you die lenore?

cause the corpse of blackflags dog will get worn out pretty quickly with me fucking it all the time.

Aren't two dead dogs and a dead cat enough for you?>:

Blackflag, ignore my asshole father.

I am happy for your dog. Medicine has finally done something useful.:lol

Goat Cheese Feb 12th, 2007 07:22 PM

nice avatar Blue Fox. [/sarcasm]

Blue Fox Feb 12th, 2007 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 470488)
nice avatar Blue Fox. [/sarcasm]

yeah i luv yours too:fu

george Feb 12th, 2007 08:24 PM

i think the nerd likes you blue fox!!!

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 12th, 2007 10:42 PM

Goat Cheese and George, go kill yourselves.

Black Flag, I am so sorry to here that. My old dog had to be put down, a few years ago. I felt so helpless as my dad was taking the dog out of the house to drive him to the vet.:( I hope your dog gets better with that medicine.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 10:48 PM

hey i forgot to mention that i put things down, too

Iain Feb 12th, 2007 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 470414)
My dog is old. It sucks. I eat sandwiches.

My dog was 18. She got pretty much the same symptoms listed above: arthritis and a tumor (in her stomach). Very sad but, we got her from a shelter when she was like 2 so it's nice to know we gave her a good life after her life as a puppy sucked hard (she was abandoned) and she lived to a ripe old age...



That's my puppy-dog Tess.

Black Flag Feb 13th, 2007 09:01 AM

this thread is weird cause all the people i've like never talked to are being super nice but two of my favorite i-mockery people ever are all "haha your dog is dying awesome"

RaNkeri Feb 13th, 2007 09:19 AM

I have two dogs who are also closing the old age. The other one has had some problems and has gone through three operations. :(


Sorry for your dog, my(well, "our") previos dog died when I was 10 so I know your pain :(

Zomboid Feb 13th, 2007 11:56 AM

I honestly think that losing a dog you've had for years and you've grown attached to is one of the shittiest things that can happen to you so hopefully yours gets a few more years.

Blue Fox Feb 13th, 2007 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Flag (Post 470679)
this thread is weird cause all the people i've like never talked to are being super nice but two of my favorite i-mockery people ever are all "haha your dog is dying awesome"

yea, that's george for you.

one minute he seems like a halfway decent guy and then he's laughing at dead animals on the side of the road.

:rolleyes He's like, "Whoa, that's one big cat, hahaha!"

Coyne Feb 13th, 2007 04:58 PM

Yeah, my dog died a while ago. It really sucked even though he was old. I'm not gonna go into details as to how he died, but sufficed to say he's in a better place (under a fallen airplane engine in my back yard).


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