Hey, at least you're not on the nineth level or sometin :o

Purgatory... but I don't believe in Purgatory >:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

I AM GOING TO PURGATORY :(

I WILL MISS YOU GUYS :tear

I answered it truthfully too and my results were terrible. The only thing I got for low was purgatory. Everything else was moderate, high, or very high. 6, 7, and 8 levels were all very high. The 9th level was just high though.

I so hope Christianity is wrong. :(

W00T! 7th Level!

Level - Score
Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - Low
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Moderate
Level 5 - Very High
Level 6 - Moderate
Level 7 - Very High
Level 8 - High
Level 9 - Moderate

I will put the good word in for you :o

You won't be giving the good word to anybody. >:

Even if Christianity is right, St. Peter won't let you into heaven because you're a closet homosexual and a homophobe who one time was walking home from work and saw a dead baby in a dumpster and decided to sneak it to your one-room studio apartment and eat it just because you figured you'd never have another chance to find out what babies taste like.

You make me sick. >:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Im probably the only christian on this board.

nope, and you aren't the only fucko here either. i think it really says something that both you and robo would end up in purgatory. besides, it isn't all that difficult to choose the "right" answers. congratu-fucking-lations, cunt.

I am just a good person :) Except I made it to level 1 :(

Yeah, mine were weird. I didn't get anything higher than Low for all but Purgatory (which I got High on), and I still made it to Limbo. :( :(

LOL "which I got High on" :(

Banished to Level 7

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

More than half of these internet tests are just a crock of shit anyways, and just because its using things from the Divine Comedy doesn't mean anything.

Is that so? Well, I'm glad you have it down to a science Captain Uncanny Obvious Intuition.

Italian get help bro.

The 7th level pWNS Jo0

Ok....I'm the only one who got the 9th level? Well, I'll be playing chess or something with satan while the rest of ya are being tortured >:

Edit: Just re-did it with the same answers cause I missed the "how you scored for each level" part last time:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

"Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!"

um...not quite, kelly.

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to use the Pennywise pic. :)

Level 5 | Extreme

Ok, I answered this completely honostly. Im a christian, so it would have been rather bad if it came up level 7 or so :/

My violence thingy was moderate and everything else was low. And my religious thingy was very high.

EDIT: I copied the stupid thing off the site, that said "copy into forums" and it didnt work. :(

Level 6. I'm apparently quite the heretic. Back in inquisition times I probably would have been burned at the stake while on the rack, with oral and anal pears inserted and expanded within me tearing the flesh while it's charred by the fire, while being jabbed with various red-hot pointed objects.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

:(

Sixth level. I'm a Heretic :picklehat. But I also could just go to Limbo, seeing how both of those levels were very high and everything else either low or very low.