And it's everyone's loss, in my opinion.

OKAY, WELL, WHO'S THE BEST MOCKER GUYS?

RONGI :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Errrrr... exactly who the hell are you?

Actually, Carn, most people like noob, and think you're a pretentious donque-snorkler. I only like you in real life :<

And since when do you speak for most people? You do have quite a following here, but most of your followers are, much like Noob3, a bunch of unfunny, immature, easily-impressed half-wits. I find you to be thoroughly unimpressive. Their, and your, opinions mean nothing to me.

I did like you in real life after our first and only meeting, but I doubt I would if we were to meet again now. It seems to me you've changed quite dramatically since then, and not for the better. Maybe you need your medication readjusted....

:eek look chojins avatar changes color... what an age we live in :picklehat

Grow up. You don't have to hate me forever because I think you act online like an old man whose paisies are forever being stomped by the neighborhood youth. We've kept in touch since our 'one and only encounter' by phone, and I still think you're a cool, high-pitched guy.

From a raver to a professional EMT, show some maturity.

I need to show some maturity? This from the champion of childish humor and the defender of the utterly brainless? You're like a counter-evolutionary force, encouraging those who used to be quickly devoured and sent packing to stick around and start three dozen absolutely worthless threads everyday. Your "neighborhood youth" should be carted off to juvenile hall! I do my damndest to ignore their utter idiocy most of the time, but sometimes this "old man" needs to break out his shotgun and take aim at a few of the kids on his property.

I deleted your number from my cell phone a while ago.

This is better than tv

Why don't you all just die please.

I was going to post a picture of a cartoon dog showing you its vagina, but Scott can't find the link and I don't want it on my server.

Well, I really am sad to hear that you apparently hate me. I liked you.

But yes, I think it's ironic too. Orville Redenbacher filling my anus with popcorn is the sort of humor that distinguished old men chuckle at while enjoying Werther's originals, while only the mentally retarded can appreciate something as low as a comic about Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker thwarting Protoclown's rape attempt on Roger.

As for which of us needs to repeat high school, is it the person that parties and can take a joke, or the hubristic jackass that delivers insults otherwise found at especially vigorous chess club meets?

Getting defensive.

I'm not trying to 'win' this one, I really am upset

PS. I dont even live in the same country as you all!

Mock and Proto are funny. Our Mock War battle was funny. Immature humor can occasionally be funny... so long as it doesn't descend to the pre-kindergarten level. "This is NOOB3 and I's gay sex thread" and "hi" are not even remotely humorous.

I can parade my friends in front of you and they will tell you I'm always a welcome party guest and am more than capable of taking a joke. A gay nurse at Lowell General Hospital actually got quite a funny one started about me while I was on vacation.

I wouldn't say that I hate you. I just have very, very little respect for your opinions. I know what you are capable of, and I will always consider you a worthy adversary.

Edit: Loose URL tag got left in there.

I'm a guy named Mike, who thinks you are an elitist board geek. Does that answer your question?

Don't talk to me anymore. You have no idea how many times I've defended your character to (no doubt 'horribly distasteful') people who saw you as the complete tool as whom you come off online. I don't get why you waited to tell me I'm suddenly not worthy of your friendship until you could do it in relative public, but if I imagine it has something to do with the fact that your girlfriend is ugly.

LOL CHILDISH HUMOR LOL LOL LOL

Fuck you.

Awwww, that's cute. You think your opinion counts.

As for being an elitist, I'm not. I don't really expect much. Coherence, restraint, and an inkling of maturity will suffice.

Oh well thank you so much for letting me know that you care.

CARNIVORE:
"I CAN TAKE JOKES AND LOTS OF PEOPLE LOVE ME AND I HAVE GAY FRIENDS SO THERE"

You party ANIMAL.

You come off as extremely pretentious and arrogant, and immature.

Go on, tell all the kids on the playground how you're not chojin's friend anymore and you deleted his number!

"Coherence, restraint, and an inkling of maturity will suffice."

It is too bad you seem to lack these qualities as well, can we hear more about how you are the life of the party please? And later, how many girls youve done and how big you penis is?

Please, you reek of eliteism(sp?) and appear to be a total ass. And not the fun type either.

I need to address Chojin's comments. Let's just think about the way people act on and off these boards. Generally, they're different. If certain people were as mentally deficient in their everyday life as they are in their posting here, I shudder to think what would happen to them. I'm different too, but not too much. Away from I-Mockery, I am probably quite a bit more relaxed and tolerant and even a bit immature from time to time. When I say a bit more tolerant, however, it does not mean I would give the time of day to anyone who acted as idiotic out on the street as some people act here. I will never understand why certain people feel the need to act like imbeciles here when I'm sure they're quite cool otherwise.

I'll need to complete this tomorrow, as I'm exhuasted at the moment. I will, however, offer my apology to Chojin. I deleted the phone number on a whim and I don't consider you unworthy of my friendship.

And it was nice of you to jump in on Chojin's side, jin, but he doesn't need help and you have no idea what you're talking about.

I understand that it seemed like i jumped to chojins side, but really i was only posting my opinion, and i agree with you in some aspects, but "I dont know what im talking about"?

I was only responding in relation to the posts of yours i have read and i did not try go into anything personal and certainly nothing relating to you and chojin, only my opinion of the persona you use on this board as it is the only one i know, and please take it as such, i admit it did seem a tad biased, but then i am protective of my friends, either here or in real life.

The comment on you and chojin was just me commenting on the immature way you seemed to respond rather than your friendship/lack-of/etc.

blah blah blah, Im sorry.

_^^_

But you know what?

You're a BIG FUCKING DICK Carnivore.

who fucking cares if carni is acting like a dick? people on this site should be made of sterner stuff. he may be conceited, but he does it well and it is part of his charm.

chojin can act like an asshole too, but that is when he is in top form. nobody ever bitches about that.