I noticed that the figure does NOT come with a plane. Perhaps this is because the air force is to scared to let anything that even RESEMBLES our Fearless Leader within pissing-distance of an air craft?

That can't be the case, I live all the way in California and George Bush can still piss all over me. There's no escape.

Prediction:

Mr. Bush is going to campaign to strengthen the Boy Scouts of American even to the extent of appearing in public in a adult-sized uniform, a badly coiffed haircut and poorly chosen style of facial hair.

You just want me to make a child molester joke, don't you? Is that it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?!

Well, if it is, too baed, cuz I just can't think of one. I know, it really is a shame.