57 is my favorite number but those jokes suck and I hope you die a horrible death for telling them you sick mofo "a" hole. >:

I want more jokes like those. :)

make them up. it's not hard. look:

what's the worst thing about fucking a baby?
the baby.

what's the best thing about fucking a baby?
the baby.

what time is it?
the baby.

how do you kill a baby?
with a knife.

see?

hysterical.

I laughed. :)

Keep them coming.

:)

when i said "make them up" i was implying that YOU could entertain yourself. i was giving examples. it was my nice way of saying "shut up and go away."

Does that mean you won't sodomize me?

Whats 18 inches long and makes all girls scream? Crib death (Or S.I.D.S.)

Whats hard, long, has lots of pulsing veins, and goes in my child's anal passage way?

























THE WHITE STRIPES. :x

What molests children, and is black and white all over? A catholic preist.

I used to be Catholic. :/

That explains a lot

:troutslap

CATHOLIC PRIEST + ALPHONSE = WIN

I didn't win anything when he was with me. He said I would get a bike. :(