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kellychaos Sep 12th, 2003 12:47 PM

You're kind of hot when you're angry. Cyber? :love

Daphne Sep 12th, 2003 12:54 PM

you've never seen me angry.

And no thanks to the cyber, if you're this bad at being funny I shudder to think how bad you are at anything else.

kellychaos Sep 12th, 2003 12:57 PM

You're kind of hot when you're semi-angry. Cyber? :lol

Mike Sep 13th, 2003 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Waste
thinks they'll finally be able to fit in somewhere by flaming somebody they assume we all hate.

LOL, you fucking wish. I love how every other thing people say is "wow you're trying to fit in, you suck". I DONT CARE.

Anyway, I was responding the way I did because no, it was not that funny even if it was supposed to be sarcastic or jokey or something, and if she was serious then she's an ignorant bitch. Either way I think she sucks and I don't care if you want to blow me or call me a legit mocker or what. And yes, I know you have been here forever and you have cool friends that you've never even seen. I don't know you, I don't give a fuck. Sure you might actually be cool, I have nothing against any of you. If you're ever in the Denver Metro area IM me and I'll get you drunk or something.

kahljorn Sep 13th, 2003 04:17 AM

Interested in a near death experience, want to know more? Please press one.

Try the traditional shamanistic ethneobotanic known as datura, that's right, datura. Used oft throughout time, by such people as the aztecs, witches(Hardcore witch potions that really worked), Native Americans and many other cultures. Also known as Jimson weed, hell's bell's, loco weed, angel trumpet.. it's gauranteed to give you a good near death experience, kill you, or make you insane.
It is said learning how to use the datura itself is a spiritual experience, if you cannot make it through, it will consume your soul. It is a direct link to the spiritual world, it's fun for the whole family.
USER BE CAUTIONED, MAY SEE CRAZY FACE CHANGING PEOPLE. MAY FALL THROUGH FLOORS, MAY RUN INTO INVISIBLE FORCEFIELDS THAT ARE REALLY WALLS BUT YOURE IN A LITERAL WAKING DREAM SO YOU DONT THINK THERES A WALL THERE SO YOU RUN INTO IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN. STAIRS? STAY AWAY FROM STAIRS, YOU CANT SEE THEM, YOULL THINK ITS A FLOOR. INSTANT BROKEN RIBS. Cars? Invisible, you're roadkill. SMall pebbles? You think they're diamonds, you could kill a demon who's trying to steal it from you but it's really your aunt jain who wants to borrow some eggs.
MOST IMPORTANTLY beware the bacterial growth that will eat away at your hand slowly, it's dangerous, you have to embrace your lucidity my friends. Give it a spin or two, fell the Magnetic Reinforcement of corsculating primal forces shaking your body, like candy wrapped goodness whispering sweet practicalities into your ears you always knew but always regressed. STRIVE ITSTRIIIEVE. Once that instinctual curve grabs your every angle it's just a matter of your presence upon the world, the personal gravity of your soul. The bacteria lives wiiithin.

FS Sep 13th, 2003 04:41 AM


Who is this sweet girl? Sorry i haven't been around long enough to know who she is, but her smile just brightens my day. I'd like to do something nice for this girl, she looks so innocent and happy. Does anyone know who she is? I'd love to meet her and just do something kind for her in return. :)

kahljorn Sep 13th, 2003 04:45 AM

I'd like to meet her and have sex :(

kellychaos Sep 13th, 2003 11:04 AM

She doesn't cyber. :(

kahljorn Sep 16th, 2003 03:43 AM

I meant meet up, as in... meet. Are you this person, dancingtigerchaos?

kellychaos Sep 16th, 2003 10:02 AM

:lol nah ... I'm a dude but apparently she's my arch-enemy ... not by my intentional doing but I guessed she has vowed to be a defender of "all that is Jizzboy" putting her in the enemy camp ... whateva.

Anonymous Sep 16th, 2003 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos


kellychaos Sep 16th, 2003 10:31 AM

That quote was taken out of context. >:

Zhukov Sep 16th, 2003 12:23 PM

I thought kellychaos was a lady. :/

Daphne Sep 16th, 2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos
:lol nah ... I'm a dude but apparently she's my arch-enemy ... not by my intentional doing but I guessed she has vowed to be a defender of "all that is Jizzboy" putting her in the enemy camp ... whateva.

You are so fucking STUPID Kelly! He's talking about the girl in the picture
(here )

and that's not me you fucktard.

And you aren't my 'enemy' I don't know you! I just think you're the most unfunny person I've ever seen online.

FS Sep 16th, 2003 04:02 PM

I'm sorry, please delete this thread.

kellychaos Sep 17th, 2003 01:14 PM

Great! Now I've got all the people you've met offline to be unfunnier than. >: File that under "I don't give a shite". :)

Big McLargehuge Sep 17th, 2003 01:25 PM

Kelly sure does suck, huh guys :lol



I hate me. >:

kellychaos Sep 17th, 2003 01:54 PM

I hate you more ... you're the suck suck suckiest ... thanks for ruining this thread ... dude!

Big McLargehuge Sep 17th, 2003 02:41 PM

Your lack of creativity astounds me, I think Max could sue you for plagarism.

imported_Hollycaust Sep 27th, 2003 11:03 PM

Oh, I bet ya'll thought I died on Sept 11 and all, but I didn't so y'all can stop grieving now!!!1!

And what's with this shit about me being a character?!????????






GET OVER IT, I'M HOT AND REAL.

imported_Hollycaust Sep 27th, 2003 11:07 PM

So anyways I just took a shower like an hour ago it was nice and hot and I lathered my fake tits

klownboy Sep 27th, 2003 11:30 PM

BLOODY F*CK
 
YO YO YO YO!!
ITS BLOODY KLOWN BOY UP IN THIS JOINT!!

imported_Hollycaust Sep 27th, 2003 11:37 PM

wtf darkie? must be a project thing

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daphne
Before I go on, I want to add that it was really dark out, and this is Canada so I'm not used to guns!
One time I was with my friend and we needed a light for our cigarettes, so I asked this kindly looking old man with a duffel bag if he had a light. He starts rummaging through his bag all weird and muttering, and then out comes this gun . :eek
I stepped in front of my friend to shield her, that was my first reaction, and then the dodgy old fuck pulls the trigger and low and behold it's a lighter. :/
I felt dumb afterwards, but it's nice to know I'm thoughtful in a crisis, I guess.

oh fuck, that is scary :/// that's almost on the same grounds as feeling you're going to get raped 'cuz the guy approaching you is black

soundtest Sep 27th, 2003 11:44 PM

i just read this thread. :lol + :love @ Daphne

imported_Hollycaust Sep 27th, 2003 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

Anyway, I was responding the way I did because no, it was not that funny even if it was supposed to be sarcastic or jokey or something, and if she was serious then she's an ignorant bitch. Either way I think she sucks and I don't care if you want to blow me or call me a legit mocker or what. And yes, I know you have been here forever and you have cool friends that you've never even seen. I don't know you, I don't give a fuck. Sure you might actually be cool, I have nothing against any of you. If you're ever in the Denver Metro area IM me and I'll get you drunk or something.

Mike, seriously, stop acting like you're on Jenny Jones

"You dont know me, sit down bitch, you dont know me"


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