MARK THIS DAY ON YOUR CALANDARS, LADIES AND GENTS!! KLOWNBOY WAS LEFT SPEECHLESS!!!!! :rave :rave :rave :rock :rave :bacos

I'd get a 3. Fat chicks like guys who can see their heart beat. :(

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WEEN... :blah

"Fat chicks like guys who can see their heart beat."

A quote to last the ages. :)

I've been told I'm a 5 by my friends, but I'm told I'm an 8 or 9 by others.

I'd say I'm a 6. :/

A 6 ALSO WONT BUY YOU SHIT APPARENTLY PROTO, SO DONT FEEL LIKE YOUR VINDICATED. ITS STILL YOUR FAULT. ;)

jeebeeskeebee

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poonypyeeee!!

shut up.

I rate women 1 to 5, and I got in trouble at a party a couple of weeks ago when I told this hot chick she was a 5. When I explained the rating system afterward everyone thought I was just bullshitting to cover my ass. :tear

But I found out later that the girl is kind of dumb and annoying. So it's okay that I scared her away.

Am I the only person who doesn't see what would be so bad about Proto's appearance? :(

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Seriously, if I was a chick and/or liked men, I would think Proto was stylin' and profilin'. I'd at least give him head for the KMFDM T-Shirt. :(

He's funny as shit in person, too :<

I mean, he's a total donque suckler online, but...

Proto, this has obviously affected you deeply. The only cure for finding out that you are a #1 is to buy magazines full of #10 women and masturbate all night. :(

I'm so sad.

I like the current long-hair stigma, wherein if one posesses long hair, it is immediately dirty, as is the wearer. Gee whiz, i sure like that. That's not to say i much care for girls that only like short-haired guys, but damn, it's never nice to find out that people are retarded. Maybe wearing all black all the time might be a problem, too, but dammit, it's my color! :tear

I think it's my complete and utter lack of any sense of style that really makes me unattractive to most females, above and beyond any other factors. I wear black jeans and t-shirts like ALL the time. Usually the t-shirts have bands and stuff on them, but sometimes they go more into geek territory like Star Wars or something. I think those are an automatic turn-off right there.

And in the fall and winter, I wear flannel shirts on top of my t-shirts.

The sad fact is, I don't know how to dress myself.

I'd probably date Proto if I wasn't taken and he lived near enough to me. He's huggable. :)

Don't give the man false hopes. He's doomed to wretchitude like the rest of us. >:

Fuck that, I just need to get a sense of style and I'm all set.

You should experiment with different variations of facial hair. The goatee looked pretty cool on you in the Fort Wars minimock.

Uh, you just described my wardrobe for the entire year. I don't wear like levi's jeans, but they're dark pants and close enough to being jeans anyway I guess. And I have like 4 flannel shirts that I LOVE.

AND I AM ONE STYLIN' MOTHERFUCKER.

for god sakes a 1? What the hell would they rate the elephant man then? A .05, I'm sure those girls don't understand decimals.

I'm like a 4 or a 5, I'm average, baby.

Black is a good color on Proto. Hell, it looks good on virtually anyone. You can't go wrong with black.

Lose the black jeans and you're set. Mainly if they're Levi's and especially if they're orange tab. Other than that you are rockin dude.

Edit: grunge is coming back in a big way! you heard it here first! :eek

I can't decide to either have a beer belly of just ripped abs. If I have ripped abs, the ladies will like it, but if I have a beer belly (I don't even drink) ladies would want to rub my belly. :(

WHAT SHOULD I DO? :(

Don't sweat it Proto, we all know you're hot.

my resident evil t-shirt (featuring a zombie cop and hand-eating crow) turned out to be a chick magnet. the only problem is its only worked on one so far, but we've been together ever since (awww)

so remember flesh eating birds and the undead can work! (god im pathedic)

p.s: i would rate myself a 4, not pretty, but not THAT ugly[/i]