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Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 03:57 PM

DevilWearsPrada Sep 20th, 2008 04:04 PM
Yeah, used to. Now ugly girls like emo wannabes.

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 04:09 PM

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 04:11 PM

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 06:25 PM

Tadao Sep 20th, 2008 06:38 PM

kahljorn Sep 21st, 2008 12:31 AM
lol the horse one made me laugh a lot :(

executioneer Sep 21st, 2008 02:07 AM
:x

Guitar Woman Sep 21st, 2008 02:26 AM
I attempt to attract women through my extensive knowledge of video games star trek and 19th century literature

wobzire Sep 21st, 2008 03:19 AM

DevilWearsPrada Sep 21st, 2008 06:00 PM


BAT FOR CATCHIN WOMAN

Bod Sep 22nd, 2008 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580556)
Yes, that is effective at times.

The only thing this would show you is how fast I can run.
Babies scare me.

When I was a kid I accidentally dropped my neighbour's guinea-pig and it died the next day. Ever since I've had a fear of holding something small and defenseless, so I don't hold babies. This is why I own cats, they land on their feet. Give me a kitten anyday, there's so much cuter than babies and can be left with toys, a bed and some food when you need to go to the pub.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 01:01 PM
You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.

wobzire Sep 22nd, 2008 01:40 PM
If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.

Tadao Sep 22nd, 2008 01:43 PM
None of those things have boobies.

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 580990)
If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.


Go on...

MetalMilitia Sep 22nd, 2008 05:43 PM

Tadao Sep 24th, 2008 02:25 PM
Cute videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno&eurl

Bod Sep 25th, 2008 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580978)
You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
You know, I believe you.

pac-man Sep 25th, 2008 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 580978)
You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
Be sure to feed them. Or at least rotate them out regularly. :\

The Leader Sep 25th, 2008 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 580650)
I attempt to attract women through my extensive knowledge of video games star trek and 19th century literature
a/s/l?

Tadao Sep 25th, 2008 07:42 PM
Gw is more woman than you can handle bub.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 02:24 PM

Chojin Sep 26th, 2008 03:02 PM
Sea anemones on condoms?

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 03:04 PM
Mermaids count as women.


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