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Tadao Jan 24th, 2009 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Desert_Screams (Post 609401)
Ph*cking brilliant!

Going through the I-M archives to get my hands on all things Burbank. Awesome stuff. Take Mark Twain, Christopher Hitchens, Lewis Black's right eyeball, and the stomach lining of Ogden Nash, put them all in a blender, get really pissed off when you realize they won't fit in a blender, but then imagine really, really hard that they would....and you would have the essence of Max Burbank. Only, y'know, a whole lot less messy than all that stuff blended together would be.
DAMMIT ALL TO HELL YOU HAVE THE GAYEST FANS

Tadao Feb 2nd, 2009 07:53 PM
An Essay Recommending John Hodgman's New Book That Sadly Ends Up Being Mostly About Me

Absolute rubbish! I got bored halfway through. I hate your fans!

mburbank Feb 3rd, 2009 10:00 PM
I gay love all my gay fans

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 4th, 2009 08:47 PM
I would SO do you, Max...

Tadao Jan 31st, 2010 05:20 AM
So, I see you log in every now and again. You can at least ask how I'm doing. It's not like I don't still love you, I know things are different now. I saw you the other day. You looked into the store window trying to pretend we didn't make eye contact. BUT I SAW YOU WATCH ME WALK AWAY IN THE REFLECTION OF THE ANTIQUE MIRROR. I'll always love you and you'll soon know that. SOON MY DEAR, SOON!

Pentegarn Jan 31st, 2010 08:37 AM
I suggest a reckless romantic gesture involving a boombox and thousands of dollars worth of flowers Tadao

Colonel Flagg Jan 31st, 2010 08:44 AM
I know for a fact that the "romantic gesture" should also preferably involve mescaline, LSD, and/or various other hallucinogenic compounds. He may be running low.

Just trying to help, Max. :)

mburbank Feb 3rd, 2010 05:14 PM
I'm just doing my JD Sallinger tribute.

Mockery Feb 3rd, 2010 05:27 PM
Good to see ya back online Max :eek

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 3rd, 2010 05:38 PM
wow...a vet reunion! :love

Colonel Flagg Feb 3rd, 2010 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 671006)
I'm just doing my JD Sallinger tribute.
Hopefully not by drinking any bodily fluids. :x

(PS - Hi Max!)


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