GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whaleofatale to tell ya lads

WHALE OF A TALE OR TWO-HOO

'Bout the floppin fish and the girls I've loved WITH NIGHTS LIKE THIS AND THE MOON ABOVE
NIGHTS LIKETHISANTHAMOONABOVE I SWEAR BY MY TATTOO



THERE WAS MERMAID MINNIE
MET ER DOWN IN MADAGASCAR

SHE WOULD KISS ME
ANYTIME THAT I WOULD ASKER THEN ONE EVENIN

Her flame of love blew out! BLOW ME DOWN AND PICK ME UP, SHE SWAPPED ME FOR A TROUT GOOOT A WHALEOFATALETO TELL YOU LADS, WHALE OF A TALE OR TWO-HOO

'Bout the floppin fish and the girls I've loved WITH NIGHTS LIKE THIS AND THE MOON ABOVE
NIGHTS LIKETHISANTHAMOONABOVE I SWEAR BY MY TATTOO



THERE WAS TY-PHOON TESSIE! MET ER OFF THE COASTA JAVA
SHE WOULD MAKE ME
BUBBLE UP LIKE MOLTEN LAVA
THEN SHE GAVE ME
THE SCARE OF MY YOUNG LIFE
BLOW ME DOWN AND PICK ME UP, SHE WAS THE CAPTAIN'S WIFE

GOOOT A WHALEOFATALETO TELL YOU LADS, WHALE OF A TALE OR TWO-HOO

'Bout the floppin fish and the girls I've loved WITH NIGHTS LIKE THIS AND THE MOON ABOVE
NIGHTS LIKETHISANTHAMOONABOVE
A WHALE OF A TALE AN ISSALL TRUE I SWEAR BY MY TATTOO






THERE WAS HARPOON HANNAH
HAD A FACE
TO MAKE YOU SHUDDER



LIIIIIIIIIIPS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE FISH HOOOOOKS
HAD A NOSE, JUST LIKE A RUDDER



WHEEEEEEEEEN IIIIIIIIIIIII KISSED HEEEEEER
AND HELD HER,
TENDERLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THERES NO SEA MONSTER BIG ENOUGH

TO EVER FRIGHTEN ME!


GOT A WHALEOFATALETOTELLYOU LADS,
WHALE OF A TALE OR TWO-HOOOO!
BOUT THA FLOPPIN FISH AN THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED WITH NIGHTS LIKE THIS AND THE MOON ABOVE! WITH NIGHTS LIKE THIS AND THE MOON ABOVE!

A WHALE OF A TALE AND ITS ALL TRUE I SWEEEEEEEAR BY MY TATTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO