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Pentegarn May 31st, 2010 05:19 PM

She probably googles herself like KGP4death :lol

EDIT: Or she googles you Bill :hypno

Sam May 31st, 2010 08:46 PM

I BET TADAO TOLD HER SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER

Evil Robot May 31st, 2010 09:42 PM

Cig got an infection and went to a quack doctor.

Tadao May 31st, 2010 09:48 PM

RanKeri is graduating from Medical School or some shit like that.

Darryl Jun 1st, 2010 12:38 PM

Kitsa had a baby :eek

RaNkeri Jun 1st, 2010 12:43 PM

Using frozen piss is a good way to get back at your enemies

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 1st, 2010 01:32 PM

Flagg hit a deer.

Dimnos Jun 1st, 2010 01:38 PM

Dont forget Willie died and now haunts the forums from time to time. :tear

Skulhedface Jun 1st, 2010 03:26 PM

I miss way too much, so I pick and choose what I read. This is another contributing factor to my post count limit (it's hard to butt in when you have no idea what everyone's talking about without reading a thousand years of backstory). Sorry about your ex, 10KvG, but that was pretty goddamn epic.

Colonel Flagg Jun 1st, 2010 08:38 PM

He should write a book about it. Fictional, of course, because no one would believe it actually happened that way.

Oh, by the way, George showed up for a few weeks, relegated a great story about his "lovely" ex(?)-wife, then just on the cusp of the story's conclusion crapped out on us. Probably offed by his ex, the way things sounded. :(

And elx is my granddaughter.

AChimp Jun 1st, 2010 09:07 PM

LINK TO GEORGE'S STORY PLS.

Tadao Jun 1st, 2010 09:13 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/searc...earchid=328282

:rolleyes

Colonel Flagg Jun 1st, 2010 09:18 PM

Damn. Late again. (that's what she said ...) :\

Or not?

Pentegarn Jun 1st, 2010 09:28 PM

Oh yeah, George and his unfinished symphony

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 1st, 2010 09:33 PM

Wish there were a way to summon people who we actually wanted here.

AChimp Jun 1st, 2010 11:34 PM

I just read that whole story thread. I miss talking to george. :(

Terra Jun 7th, 2010 12:42 AM

I miss george too.

I had a baby and my tits blew to kingdom come. Now they just bob and float like a couple of airbags on a string tether.

Oh well.

AChimp Jun 7th, 2010 09:16 AM

If you use the right kind of bra, guys won't notice until it's too late and they're sagging all over their face.

Terra Jun 7th, 2010 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 688207)
If you use the right kind of bra, guys won't notice until it's too late and they're sagging all over their face.

My nefarious plan is to smother them before they cum.

The Leader Jun 7th, 2010 07:34 PM

:orgasm

Tadao Jun 7th, 2010 07:38 PM

With your baby sized vagina? :eek

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 688282)
My nefarious plan is to smother them before they cum.

Wasn't that the chick from Goldeneye's MO?

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2010 08:43 PM

Xenia choked guys with her legs.

And I knew since I was twelve that that was how I wanted to die.

Pentegarn Jun 7th, 2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 688307)
Xenia choked guys with her legs.

And I knew since I was twelve that that was how I wanted to die.

I'm 34 and that's still how I want to die

Terra Jun 8th, 2010 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 688301)
Wasn't that the chick from Goldeneye's MO?

I'm not sure, but I always want to slap a guy around with my skanky tits and and then crush the air out of them (the guy, not the airbags).


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