You're so bereft of creativity all of the sudden that you couldn't hatch a new strategy?

Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.

If you mention dml 3 times in a row she comes back. She's like pram maven + candyman + a psycho bitch.

The next time she comes back, Bill is going to hook me up with her.

Then I'll post the pictures of me airhorning her.

I think she is still on the lamb cause johnny law came a calling.

SHE'LL BE ON THE LAMB WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER.

BECAUSE THE WOOL OF A LAMB WILL ABSORB THE BLOOD FROM HER TORN ASUNDER GENITALIA.

It's gonna be like a Mastadon song.

Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.

YOU'RE FORGETTING THE VIOLENCE AND MOBY DICK IMAGERY.

I remember there was a porn mag that sold videos that my friend had when I was a kid and one of the stars was moby dick. His penis was so gargantuan that it had to be a fake.

He hasn't killed anyone - you need to make them lose weight before you flay the skin from their flesh. (Put the lotion in the f***in' basket!)

You shut the fuck up. I am soooo close to giving you a red pickle.

I haven't listened to them before I saw them live. They played an hour set that seemed to go on for much longer than that. The songs they played were long, slow and drawn out like a jam band. They also had a bunch of multi-colored slow moving jam type lights rotating everywhere. Just not a fan of prog/jam rock. I understand thats not what they used to play but I had to sit through an hour of that and it left a foul taste in my mouth.

JUST LIKE DIZZYMISSLIZZY

That's like going to a pink floyd concert BACK INDA DAY and complaining about all the bullshit and lasers

I didn't go to see them though, they were the middle band :/

i also was less than impressed w/ mastodon's live show, which was kind of a surprise because I liked their stuff a lot beforehand

come on guys. i got mspaint ready to go. let's do this.

Quit being so overly critical, fatvaginachojina.