kaljohn gets 200 pickels for the hamburger ring

guys that was clearly a turkeyburger ring and not in violation of our most sacred ethical policies

anyway what you guys are saying is pretty much what i was saying to dad. dear old dad really thinks it's a good idea, but at least i am now armed with the knowledge that a handful of saucy idiots on the internet agree with me.

You could always put it on a string and give it to your special sweetie to wear.

I think Grislygus nailed it. If you wear a college class ring, people assume that you can't move on from the glory days when your high school lacrosse team almost made it to regional semifinals.

That being said, I'm generally in favor of wearing right-hand rings. Mostly because I'm conditioned to the feel of wearing one, probably. I haven't worn a ring in several months and that finger still feels naked. However, it can be tricky to find one that isn't so large that it looks like you paid for it by selling food stamps so that it would convince people you're wealthy, or so small that people assume that your grandmother was a large woman and you wear her ring to remember her.

MY RING LETS PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM PART OF AN ANCIENT ERUDITE ORDER WHICH IS TO BE GRANTED DELICIOUS HAMBURGERS

I didn't think of that but Gus is right. If I saw your ring, I would assume it was a high school ring, not bother to look closer to see if it is for sure (cause last I checked you never were on a winning Super Bowl or World Series or NBA Finals team) and then just think, "oh, that is sad"

only get that class ring if you can flip it open and drug someone's drink with it

Or if it can decode secret messages that tell you to "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"

Don't get a class ring unless you're gonna get one for each finger so you can star in music videos and show how successful you are.

great job guys. now all the top page ads are about buying rings.

I haven't seen one about buying rings yet. The only ad that pops up over and over lately is the one for the monsters cereal from target. That thing is on every page.

I love adblocker. I haven't seen an ad in over a year.

What kind of dick wears a ring like that? Christ.

:lol

I will get a class ring only if I really really really loved the people of my graduating class. But seeing as I am past the age of thinking college is "totally sweet bra" I can't imagine that happening.

what's a college/highschool ring?

This is embarrassing...I actually had one for JUNIOR high. Why, I have no idea. I hated that fucking place just as much as all the others.

you should use the money to buy an 8-ball of cocaine

you should use it to buy an ounce of cocaine

what the hell kind of rich kid crap is a jr high ring

I don't know :( They sent a flyer home and my parents wanted me to get one. It's ugly, too. If I can find it I'll take a picture of it.