does this have anything to do with apples

I quit my job and sat on my ass for about six months. Then I started looking for a job. I was employed in two weeks. I'm lazy and unmotivated, if I can do it...

yea but first you had renounce your US citizenship and work in the united states illegally right

I'm lazy and unmotivated too and I haven't found shit :lol

I am torn between not wanting a job at all and really wanting a job so that I don't have to worry about money anymore. It's nice being able to do everything that I want all day for the first time in my life, though, I haven't gotten bored with that yet.

I did exactly what Dimnos did, except I am still technically unemployed and doing landscaping jobs for big bucks while not paying taxes.

Thats exactly what your employer wants you to do. Its not about actual unemployment, very few people cant really find jobs. There are always going to be tasks that need to be done. Its about the fact that a shitload of small business owners only pay off the books which strips that worker of any protections people have fought for years to get.

Some employers and employees feel that giving up their rights they get as a citizen is a good way to get work done at a discount.

No, I agree with you. I'm working my own business for friends while I look for more stable work, and I didn't mean that to sound like I was bragging about my situation. 'Big bucks' was certainly sarcasm.