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Jixby Phillips Dec 15th, 2003 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
My mom say's that she hates it when a movie has a toilet scene.

:lol you rule sometimes fartin :lol

executioneer Dec 15th, 2003 10:11 PM

TOPICAL HUMOR



lol :(

-willie

executioneer Dec 16th, 2003 12:30 AM

SADDAM HUSSEIN SADDAM HUSSEIN

BRINGING CHRISTMAS ON A PASSENGER PLANE

WHOOPS HE DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO FLY

WHOOPS THE PLANE FELL OUT OF THE SKY

SMASHED INTO BUILDINGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

BUT ITS CHRISTMAS JUST THE SAME

-willie

Maverick Zero Unit Dec 16th, 2003 12:56 AM

There is no Santa Clause! He fake! Your mommies and daddies made him up to get you to be good! Ha! you have to be good for presents, I get em if I'm good or bad, I'm Jewish! :party

Schimid Dec 16th, 2003 12:57 AM

At least we have good songs.

Maverick Zero Unit Dec 16th, 2003 01:00 AM

ok, you got me there. But if I hear one more song i will explode, EVERY radio station is playing them or rap!

Schimid, Isn't your avatar from a Christmas thingy?

Anonymous Dec 16th, 2003 01:06 AM

It's from Maverick, starring Mel Gibson.

Maverick Zero Unit Dec 16th, 2003 01:09 AM

I've never had Mel Gibson in me... Plus I see a pic of a plush toy. Unless Mel is a plush toy! *GASP* :eek

Anonymous Dec 16th, 2003 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick Zero Unit
I've never had Mel Gibson in me... Plus I see a pic of a plush toy. Unless Mel is a plush toy! *GASP* :eek



"Sharp as a bowlin' ball, that one is."

Matt Harty Dec 16th, 2003 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maverick Zero Unit
I've never had Mel Gibson in me...

:rolleyes

Snatchtastic Dec 16th, 2003 02:21 PM

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Nu uh, them jews have THREE gud Chanuckah songs by Adam Sandler :eek

Schimid Dec 16th, 2003 02:24 PM

No, they don't.

Sam Dec 16th, 2003 02:33 PM

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay,

And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.



Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, now driedel I shall play.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of soap,

I spun it in the bathtub, it will not melt, I hope.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of soap.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it will not melt, I hope.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of straw,

It went 80 miles per hour, and broke the speeding law.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of straw.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it broke the speeding law.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of bread,

I did not spin my dreidel, I ate it up instead.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of bread.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I ate it up again.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of sand,

And when I tried to spin it, it crumbled in my hand.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of sand.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it crumbled in my hand.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of jelly,

And when I tried to spin it, it shook its little belly.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of jelly.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it shook its little belly.

Spooky Dec 16th, 2003 06:14 PM

:/

Matt Harty Dec 17th, 2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam teh Gay Furry
I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay,

And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.



Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, now driedel I shall play.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of soap,

I spun it in the bathtub, it will not melt, I hope.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of soap.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it will not melt, I hope.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of straw,

It went 80 miles per hour, and broke the speeding law.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of straw.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it broke the speeding law.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of bread,

I did not spin my dreidel, I ate it up instead.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of bread.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I ate it up again.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of sand,

And when I tried to spin it, it crumbled in my hand.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of sand.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it crumbled in my hand.



I had a little dreidel, I made it out of jelly,

And when I tried to spin it, it shook its little belly.



Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of jelly.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it shook its little belly.

:)

Maverick Zero Unit Dec 17th, 2003 04:17 PM

I love these boards. :)

HickMan Dec 17th, 2003 05:26 PM

"You better watch out...You better not cry...Saddam Hussein is dead.... :("


For the next poster...HE WILL BE YOU CUNT :(.

Supafly345 Dec 17th, 2003 06:20 PM

What's a "you cunt?"

kellychaos Dec 17th, 2003 06:24 PM

Let my people go! >:

HickMan Dec 17th, 2003 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
What's a "you cunt?"

I am sorry for my lack of commas. :( FORGIVE.


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