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Jixby Phillips Dec 15th, 2003 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog
Hold a boombox over your head loudly playing "Shock the Monkey."

EDIT: Peter Gabriel, not Coal Chamber.

Are you making a reference to a reference!!

I HATE when that happens :( :(

Anonymous Dec 16th, 2003 12:42 AM

Tell your story to Kevin Smith and he'll make a bland Ben Affleck/Jason Lee vehicle out of it.

sloth Dec 16th, 2003 03:15 AM

listen to more isis :( i don't know, as long as she still has some feelings, be it angerayness or something then you have a chance and should try to talk to her about it, tell her what you said here. when girls get indifferent to you, that's when the games over :(

Dole Dec 16th, 2003 04:51 AM

what the fuck is crank?

executioneer Dec 16th, 2003 05:03 AM

a variant of crack-cocaine :(

-willie

Perndog Dec 16th, 2003 05:13 AM

I thought crank was methamphetamine...

executioneer Dec 16th, 2003 05:27 AM

I'M IGNORANT :lol

-willie

Dole Dec 16th, 2003 05:38 AM

Pfff! Kids these days. In my day you were happy with a bag of glue and a couple of litres of cider.

Snatchtastic Dec 16th, 2003 11:15 AM

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APPLE CIDER???? Or the Pear Cider that when you vomit thru your nose it burns like the Clap? Not that I've had that or anything.

Bennett Dec 16th, 2003 12:40 PM

:lol if only all of your posts were like this one N00b.

:lol

Ninjavenom Dec 16th, 2003 02:39 PM

Kids nowaday are getting hooked on Chronic. Fucking idiots. :-/

Helm Dec 16th, 2003 07:12 PM

Sex is overrated.

Mr. Vagiclean Dec 16th, 2003 09:32 PM

Recommendation = repent

Holy salvation= naked pics

noob3 Dec 18th, 2003 02:34 AM

we got backtogether :)

Jixby Phillips Dec 18th, 2003 02:40 AM

:)

draw a sidewalk Dec 18th, 2003 05:00 AM

i still want the severed head, chuck. :(

noob3 Dec 18th, 2003 05:04 AM

do you want me to buy a plane ticket? and a saw?

draw a sidewalk Dec 18th, 2003 05:08 AM

if you can find the rusty used hacksaw you were talking about.
crank is for big dumb idiots. you should of mentioned that part.

noob3 Dec 18th, 2003 05:11 AM

i think my dad has one, somwhere. if it hasnt got pawned. for crank.

draw a sidewalk Dec 18th, 2003 05:12 AM

ugh.

Dole Dec 18th, 2003 06:13 AM

It's like there is a teenage relationship in my mind, and everyones invited.

Helm Dec 18th, 2003 02:51 PM

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, BOM BOM BOM! Christ makes a good slingshot!

Hugh_Bristic Dec 18th, 2003 03:06 PM

So lemme get this straight... Noob3 and James are the same person?

Royal Tenenbaum Dec 18th, 2003 03:11 PM

James couldn't get a girlfriend to get back together with... so, no, they aren't, idiot.

Hugh_Bristic Dec 18th, 2003 03:16 PM

Do you realise you've just maimed subtle genius, you piece of shit?


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