Fuck the whole damn east coast! The north is full of elitist "my family has been in the US since 1693" types, while the south is conservative and bible-thumping. Plus, we don't have ridiculous accents over here! Goodtimes!

Can we not drag the West into this? Just concentrate on South bashing.

And my family has only been here since 1717 :P

That's not true, actually :(

Okay...

The only good thing about the south is the large amount of fattening food. Grrrr.... >:

plus its nice and warm pretty much all the time down here and the only good food to be found in this country is down south. you forgot that stuff.

the south is disgustingly hot, ugly as hell, and the food down here looks like fucking vomit most of the time.

you think the appalachians are ugly? good lord, some of the most beautiful country is in virginia and maryland. i will agree with you that mississippee and alabama are ugly as shit though....

it might look like vomit, but its the best tasting damn vomit you ever had.

virginia is beeyootiful. :)