PFT I GOT A NEW ONE THAT RUNS LIKE A DREAM

IM JUST SCARED TO UPDATE :(

HAHAHAHAHA DO IT

FUCK YOU YOU JUST WANT TO SEE ME FAIL

I WANT TO CHOKE MYSELF, GET AN ERECTION

Shooting on the Boondock Saints II wrapped up last month and no one told me. Here I was thinking everyone hated Troy Duffy. Apparently people reconciled. The only person not in the sequal that was in the original is Willem Dafoe. And he was HUGE in the last. So I dunno.

The police said they can't find anything on my record. I guess I've learned my lesson :rolleyes

Liar.

I AM GOING TO SEE NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON TALK ON JAN. 22

:pickupline

I did. I shall not waste this gift and become a responsible member of society.

women's liberation came creeping all across the nation
i tell you people i was not ready when i fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
she made a little speech then she tried to make me say when
she had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
i guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

I can't remember who Mr. Wellin is, but he's from here and on my facebook list.

1 step closer to a whopper.

THERE IT IS

AND I'M ABOUT TO BITE!!

look at that I don't even know you or your police history and i know that you're a stupid cry baby now go ride your motorcycle you ridiculous outlaw

*shaky voice* "ooooorgghuuuuhuhuh i have warrants out for my arrest ooorguuuuhuhuh"

completely accurate quoting

AND TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICKS ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT :rolleyes

Sam! He has a long journey to indiana to worry about, let him get his fix before he leaves the parking lot. Motorcycles make for dangerous and perilous rides! He needs to be 100% FOCUSED

most motorcycle accidents occur just five miles outside of parking lots after they've refrained from sucking cock

really when was the last time you heard of a gay person crashing his motorcycle after he sucked cock?

exactly. Don't doubt statistical evidence

Such a jealous little bitch.

I was jealous of your police record and now there is nothing left ;/

:lol

Thank God you aren't developing a complex or anything.

:/

Does anyone else see the 'Gay CHUBBY Dating' advertisement at the top of this page? Just wondering.

I ONLY GET THAT AD WHEN SOMEONE POSTS A PICTURE OF TADAO.

"That's life, man."

"Life my ass, motherfucker! This is a business, and you ain't too far gone to see that yet."