oh man, some wheat toast with grape jelly right now sounds amaaaaaaaaaaazing

and a coffee with cream and sugar but that's getting outlandish :(

Yay! Someone finally merged the What Are You Eating thread with my sweet little baby. :D

Next I hope for it to eat that damn PYPH bitch. >:

Or maybe the entire Sport forum? :x

SHUT THE FUCK UP PUB LOVER

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bitchin'

hay guys i'm back i just graduated quartermaster school yay!

Did they teach you how to be jewish with supplies or is that something you guys just pick up over time?

For some reason i've been humming/singing the gay bar song the whole day without any good reason. :x

That bread might set your toaster on fire, be carefull!

Dammit, why can't I be asian so I can be my avatar-woman next Halloween?:tear

If you were good with makeup you could still do it. I can't even tell she's asian, you you have a head start.

I got an A+ in stage makeup in college, but that was well before my latex allergy developed, and no one ever asked me to make myself Asian :/

At the gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
YEEEEEOWWWWWW!

My dog needs to shut the hell up because if I take her out I'm going to end up with all the neighborhood kids in my yard and I'm just not in the mood today :(

Suffering from constipation, Gus?

Must be a Watchmen fan.

Whatever format the pictures people post here usually doesn't work for me at work. I normally have to guess what people are talking about until I get home and fill myself in.

Someone isn't doing the required maintenance:

:puke

That's nasty. But it looks as if she's wearing different pants in the 2nd pic?

I have no energy today. Not good if I plan to get anything accomplished other than watch the all-stars skills tonight :/

The shirt and pants being lighter in the second pic is probably due to the camera lighting/shadows, etc.

That would be much nastier if the heffer was photographed in two different outfits with flies scopin' her crack.

Did I mention in the ER stories thread about the guy who had sores filled with bugs?

I will NEVER forget that smell in my entire life, and I thought I was good with that shit- I even spent a summer picking maggots off dead pigs to get my forensic entomology cert.

Roller derby tonight. Can't wait.

NHL all-star skillz tonight. Also can't wait.

I have mah hot pockets, mah chips and dip, mah sliced veggies. I am ready to go.