:x

a hot dog in a vagina

Pork chops, man.

Wooo the big 900!

WERE AWESOME OATS THE INNERNETS HEY GUYS LETS GO HANG OUT WIHT OUR BEST PAL RANKERiii FROM DER OL PHINLAND!


But seroiously this is boring.

The sad part is that the rate of page breaks just makes it something certenly not worth celebrating.

then how about this thread's THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, coming up on Wednesday :eek

Thats worth celebrating...

shut up noodles

Geesh...whats worth celebrating if you fuck it up.

Its worth celebrating if you shutup you Italian queer.

ZBF DIE
 

You do know that you being banned is worth a century of celebrating.

you two stop fckin up the chat room !

Her Vagina was so big it was like throwing Hot dog down a hallway :/

:eek

noodles and zeldasbiggestfan are like flapping great cunts flapping over everything in sight. >:

Holy floppy clitoris I predate this thread by mere DAYS!

Fuck, I'm bored.

aww its so nice to see noodles being his oh so cultured and clever self amongst the vast majority of SUPER AWESOME PEOPLE!

haha .. FUCK

Wait you didnt put "SUPER AWSOME PEOPLE" in quotes FUCK YOU!

Can't you help me be uncrazy?

Russo you're on the right track the trick is to make as many boring, completely common place sentences in a row.

i.e.
"I had steak for dinner last night"
"It's cold outside"
"Public restrooms smell bad"
"Coffee makes me feel jittery"
"Desks are for putting papers on"
"Chairs are for sitting upon"
"I like to watch movies"
"I drive a car"
"One time i went to the beach"
"I don't like socks"
"I'm hungry, spaghetti is boring :("

etc. you try

I heard that a beaver once bit off some redneck's nipple. How was that? :)

Great you're definitley whittling down the crazyness :)

Sometimes it feels so good when I pee that the rest of my life feels drab in comparison.

That's completely normal you should try eatting a macadamia while peeing that will really open up the door of possibilities for you.

I know how to gain wackyness, just take a long break break from posting...geesh you cant contain yourself.

shutup noodles

brb guys

*whew*

sorry that took so long guys i was callin my h*es up

I'm glad you made it back. :)

ty :D

sup whicha?

i think that wayy too much :x

I'm going to Comicon this year! :)
Because I missed it and the Aquadet Summons last year.
So woo!

Danny SHUT UP!

wtf again on whoever changed my fuckin I <3 noob avitar to some bunny ..

NOT SUPER FUCKIN AWESOME!

Man, Lenor, you're a one-trick pony.

trick-pony..

trick: a grl thats a bitch, slut, whore, ect..

pony: a small horse

So aparently im a Small female horse that gets alot of play from the other horses in the stables...

:love :love :love

Where there is lexical or syntactic ambiguity, you could argue that you are free to choose a preferred meaning - granted - but you cannot arbitrarily transform someone's words into what you want! That process undermines the very foundation of language, as words are robbed of any fixed meaning, rendering communication arbitrary and pointless!

Also, Terra. :eek

I'm just going to go with the assumption that Lenor is unfamiliar with the expression because in that case it makes her look even dumber :eek

:blah some of u have rather got to be quite un-interesting.

pub: But its cute :love :rave :love

I'd rather be uninteresting than dumb :x

I don't know just the other day i was thinking of how I've never met a dumb person as thoroughly uninteresting as Lesnore.

:eek

dont't tell me to shut up >:O

I'm quoting a talking dinosaur. ;(

that's one impressive epitaph.

That's not the only reason you win. ;)

Scanning my eyes across the Who is Online I saw a bunch of names that should post but don't.

Then I stopped on one name and my thought was "Ack! I hate that guy! >:"

I sorta forgot it was my name. ;(

Sorry guys for coming from an angry place in my last few posts.

Really it was you I thought it was going to be me...I SUCK!

GET SOME SELF-ESTEEM, YOU SELF-PITYING LOSER! >:

lata suckas!

I'm boooored. Someone entertain me.

My neighbor's cat pissed on their wall, they thought I knew how to get piss off of walls.

Windex works :/

Noodles I'm about to eat you for dinner

I eat Burger King's garlic salad croutons for a living cause' im cheap like that. :(

aparently since pissing on walls is something done frequently by noodles he would know what to use!

I didn't know Ramen Noodles had an expiration date.

me either :x

didya hear the founder guy died? ;<

that was a while back.

i thought it was like last week :eek

It was very thoughtful of some benevolent soul to flag idiots like Noodles for our protection as well as theirs.

kahljorn i've always wanted to ask you what your avatar is from. it looks like a cat sleeping in a crater to me :(

I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That would be far too big. :eek

That reminds me of squidbillies :o

Damn, this is the real pagebreak. OK? OK!

i have one more question for you kahl and i SWEAR that's it

what does kalhjorn mean?

I don't know it's a word i made up because i couldn't think of a screen name :(

I always thought it was a way to make Karl John a unique screenname.

Karl Jorn being your real name or something. :(

oh man, i thought it had to do with astrology for some bizarre reason :(.

rongi doesnt mean anything either. i just think it's a funny sounding word

I've had people ask me if it's some kind of sexual inuendo or if it's the name of some demon I worship... all kinds of weird shit.

Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.

How about Penn & Teller's reasoning, being "it's just plain cool."

Are any of you guys in Indiana or Kentucky?

for some reason, when i saw that picture i thought "Bollywood LOTR ripoff promotional poster" :x

Yeah, why do you ask?

I'm in South-Central Indiana right now (Bloomington).

Gah! I got soup in my beard again.

Sethomas! Who was your favorite comedian in the Aristocrats?

I fucked up and posted 3 in a row by mistake.

Sorry guys!

Delete these last 2 posts. My computer has sand in its vagina.

Yeah, that's terrible.

You sure made a mistake, DehydratedPorkMan!

I hate getting stuff stuck in my beard. :(

I am sorry, sir! I love pubs, too!

That's really rude. You should apologise to your computer!

Seriously, even the worst computer isn't a woman.

thats why having a beard can be a real sacrifice sometimes!

Fixed. :x

I'm sorry computer :(
It is not you who has a vagina. It is my pussy self that needs a sand-cleansing.

I'm not much of a fan of then anymore. Holdover name from my teens. :x

Agreed.

2 POSTS IN A ROW AGAINGAH.

Dude, at least let me give you a reach around before rolling over after I buttraped you.

Plus it was really soft. Didn't you like it? Don't you love me anymore. :tear

Naw, you have to be faster than that, when I'm on the case. ;(