ALSO UH GUYS I THINK GABBY GAGA MAY HAVE BEEN LADY GAGA IN DISGUISE

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ok i think i'll stop with all the caps lock now

Shut up, Guitar Woman.

PASSGAGES OF MALIBU

there was a snake in my store at 3:30 this morning. i'm no herpetologist by any means but i would be willing to bet that it was a corn snake.

i totally wanted to keep it, but i was 30 minutes into an eight-hour shift and would have had to quickly find something to keep it in until going home.

I'm sure your ex could tell you.

Oh I get it you're talking about herpes.

or trouser snakes, it was a double whammy.

A freind of mine is a herpetologist and the jokes NEVER get old.

I haven't drank in day's.. it's just wrong... seriously guys, Seriously!

I need some sleep ...

Perhaps it was stupid of me to assume that when our state's only NHL team is in the Stanley Cup playoffs for the first time ever, one of the many cable sports channels we pay for would carry the game.

I mean, that's just being completely unreasonable, right? :rolleyes

It's not like they're not showing any hockey...just in lieu of what I'd really LIKE to see, they're showing the Flyers-Penguins game. I was looking forward to the Jackets game all day.

KITSA SMAAAASSSSHHHH.

>:

Wow that sucks, I wonder if you can find a live feed on your computer.

just audio.

Judging how the first period played out, you might be better off not watching. :(

:sports

Which is why I'm all the more pissed that they threw out a token "Well, we'll show game 5".

Like we'll fucking get to fucking game 5.

Fuck. Wings just scored. Again.

:(

:)

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HAHA I WENT TO CHECK AN IP ADDRESS AND REALISED I COULDN'T DO IT ON THIS BOARD HAHA ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?

That's creepy

Danny, stop pretending to be a mod, or I'll have to ban you again! >:

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:lol

Have you earned your red wings yet? :eek