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Fuck I'm bored
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Board, I'm fucked.
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Super... I just need a bottle of jack now to process how pub apparently likes to rob graves for penis's...
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Please remember to sleep face up.
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Where is ZQ? I miss ZQ.
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Did you chase her off when you suggested that you wanted to piss on her flower garden?
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I love getting free shit. I now own a pack cover.
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Tomorrow I shall have a great bouffant.
Complete with Dollar Tree hibiscus hair clips. I wish I had some pants with pink flamingos on them. |
Anything is possible.
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OMG CIG, That is soo Peg Bundy Hawt!
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I'm totally going Peggy Bundy.
I practiced the bouffant earlier, it's gonna be great. |
I suggested that you-all were pissing on the flower garden. And you were/are.
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http://www.spotcrime.com/
I've been looking up my friends addresses to see when and why the cops came to their houses. I love that site. |
I like the icons for the different crimes. It looks like nearby we have a lot of Hamburglers, Fist pounds and jaywalking. Little further away there are a bunch of Target stores.
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Damn, it doesn't go back far enough for my sister's 4 assault charges in one night!
However, apparently somebody was arrested last month in the parking lot of my work for having a stolen card, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and sodomy! |
Bummer, Ohio is poorly represented :(
Dayon is shitpacked with crime, but they only have a ritzy-ish suburb (Kettering, or at least the Oakwood part of it). |
My roommate bought a brand new boat and while we were enjoying the smooth waters of Choctawhatchee Bay we saw three dolphins breaching the water. I raised my beer in salute of these great dolphins.
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goddamn that website is full of gold
first dang thing i clicked: Quote:
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Damn, Hobart is not on their list.
Someone stole a VCR on Tuesday, that would have probably been on the map if we had one. |
I checked out Detroit and according to this site the crime isn't that bad. Then I checked out Cleveland, OH.
http://www.spotcrime.com/oh/cleveland :lol |
I'm getting ready to go golfing with my friends because they told me there would be beer there. :(
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