SORTING BEER IS NOT CLEANING MISTER

it is at my house :(

you got me there

she had made it awkward by talking about getting back together. she then, five minutes later, continued to go into more detail on why we should get back together.

i don't think getting back together is a good idea if it's that same chick from last time

I do not have the problem of exs wanting to get back together with me. I am feeling unjustly smug about this representation of my life.

KRIS KROSS WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP

well i told her that i'm not moving but i could use a roommate.

so basically i think she knows that if she wants it that bad she'll have to come to me.

because she won't.

and if she does, well then i've got someone to cover a part of the rent as well as free titties!

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE

THIS PLACE IS LIKE IPECAC

A PLACE FOR IPECAC, AND IPECAC IN IT'S PLACE

that's the enema stuff right?

AN ENEMA FOR YOUR STOMACH

damnson

damn

sorry you can't use the term IPECAC without paying royalties to mike patton.

Aaarg ~ Just have one of her hot friends move in instead. This covers all the problems.

she doesn't have friends. not for long, at least.

Well.....get a hot roommate that's not her friend then. Simple as that.

I'm not sure if I took one thyroid hormone pill and one vitamin pill, or two thyroid hormone pills. Guess I'll just sit here and wait to have a heart attack or not.

Speaking of stoning.....

Anytime someone really bothers me but I can't say something to them about it(friends girlfriend/boyfriend/stupid person) I just tell them "I hope you win THE LOTTERY really soon."

Only my roommate and one other person have gotten the meaning behind it.

So boring on saturday afternoons. Going to get some BBQ tonight, go drinking and then watch STONE COLD (w/ Brian Bosworth) with friends.

I've just been reading about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

And here I thought this big-fibreglass-thing phenomenon was unique to Wisconsin.

Is the a little thing page for NZ? Pub might be interested if so.

The Strawberry Festival kicked off today and for the first time in like 5 years I missed it entirely.

Just couldn't do the crowds.

Edit: here are some highlights from past years.

You can always go and scope out some hotties:


Stinger should've gotten some sort of hazard pay, it was 90 degrees F that day:


The parade starts getting pretty halfassed after the first 20 mins or so:


There's a line a freaking quarter-mile long (I'm not exaggerating, it might be longer than that) for the strawberry donuts. The donuts are $1 apiece or $8 a dozen. There are actually signs "1 hour wait from this point". For strawberry donuts. They are good, though.
It's not uncommon to see people walking away with 2 or 3 shopping bags full. People in Ohio are fat.





And then there's the bed race that kicks everything off, where teams push someone on a wheeled bedframe around the square. Honda usually does really well but they have no sense of humor about the thing. Everyone was transfixed by the woman on the right, this was a nursing school:



I know, how the hell could I miss something like this :/

Well, maybe tomorrow when it calms down.