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maybe there could be like a stickied thread somewhere for people to bitch about stupid problems that they aren't really interested in solving.

and it would be full of posts by kitsa

While I'm happy for this thread to be filled with such junk, it would really be a waste to type more than a paragraph in here as I'll just follow it with eighty posts of the wanking emoticon.

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 634232)

dogs are not toddlers! you can't keep them pinned up like that it's cruel :(

:wank

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 634236)

If you are going to talk to me in the future I want titties or MS paint talk. >:

:wank

Dimnos

Jun 18th, 2009 03:43 PM

:lol I love you Pub.

Esuohlim

Jun 18th, 2009 03:51 PM

Are you kidding me

executioneer

Jun 18th, 2009 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 634229)

HOW TO MAKE PESTO:

OIL/BUTTER, BASIL, POSSIBLY GARLIC AND PARMIGIANA CHEESE.

thats it :(

excuse me but i believe you are forgetting pine nuts or almonds

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 04:01 PM

Palmingina sounds dirty. :wank

Tadao

Jun 18th, 2009 05:52 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 05:56 PM

:wank

Tadao

Jun 18th, 2009 05:59 PM

If only he emo danced I'm sure he would feel better. :tear

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 06:06 PM

He ain't no fat cat.

Tadao

Jun 18th, 2009 06:11 PM

:tear

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 06:35 PM

:wank

DevilWearsPrada

Jun 18th, 2009 06:51 PM

oh god oh god I messed up the page brak HARD

Big McLargehuge

Jun 18th, 2009 07:22 PM

NO YOU DIDN"T >:

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 07:41 PM

Yeah, what he said.

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 634310)

Don't look at me, I don't coin sex terms.

If I did the penis would have a better sounding name.

You crazy lesbo! Penis sounds awesome. I suck penis. Do you want some penis? Penis O'clock. Penis.

:wank

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 09:14 PM

You know what word is terrible? Vagina! No one wants to have one, so no one wants to hear about.

:wank

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 634314)

like?

You already had that conversation, Old Man.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69700128

:wank

Tadao

Jun 18th, 2009 09:27 PM

and I'm having it again.

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 09:30 PM

Manstick is the stupidest suggestion in that thread. If I didn't have one in my mouth right now I would be so mad. :blowme

Tadao

Jun 18th, 2009 09:33 PM

Sounds better than Malestick, only a Dyke would use the word Male in it.

Pub Lover

Jun 18th, 2009 09:35 PM

I didn't actually read Jeanette's pots because I remembered it being stupid, yeah Malestick is worse and the one I meant. Thanks, T.

:wank

Sam	Jun 18th, 2009 09:37 PM

I CALL MINE "THE ANGRY PUB LOVER"

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