re3 was shitty with that beast you couldnt kill

I actually only bought RE4 for the first time a few weeks ago. I had previously rented it and beaten it on the second time, but I had to OWN it, you know?

So anyway, I'm playing through Pro mode and having a fuck of a time (thanks in part to the Halo 2 soundtrack, which fits the game, like, really well), but then I get to the part where you're trapped in the cabin with Luis and a bunch of jerks are coming in through the windows, and you basically just have to survive until they fuck off, and I totally keep getting my ass handed to me. I'm usually fine until I go upstairs to lure them onto the staircase so I can grenade all of them to pieces, and after that they bust out the ladders and overwhelm me. :(

you should go back to playing zelda

You should go back to sucking maddox's dick

Do you push the bookcases in front of the windows and doors when you play that part? It gives you some extra time to grab all the loot.

Otherwise get a better gun :lol

really, is that why you were a moderater and #1 poster on one of his forums lol lol awesome

Well it wasn't really an exchange of videogames for sex it just put em in the mood I guess... see this chick was getting all naked in my room afterward and I was all, 'oh shit', because she was drunk.

That's probably my problem, I've refrained from upgrading my shit for some reason

oh yeah nothing like a good round of tetris to get em in the mood aye

Jesus christ, you just don't fucking get it, do you?

I'm glad they even kept RE3's typos in the GC version

"A well maintained contro room."

I think they even kept the original's typos in the remake. I'd go look, but I lost my copy a few weeks ago. :(

thats one thing that brought re down. the lazy dialogue

Man what the hell is up with profile pics being thumbnailed

I want mine BIG AS FUCK :<

What the helling fuck, why is our forum advertisment Jonathan Clement all of a sudden


Edit:
Seriously, this is the kind of fucking shit Clement would play

wtf >:

whinge whinge whinge *throws the meds*

Whatcha mean son

Guys, I'm all jealous because Kahljorn, Mr. Adventure, and Fathom Zero are all in a supersecret plus club and I'm not invited.

I'm in the plus club!

it's so secret i have no idea what you're talking about :O

I think I am too

PS: The people with plusses by their names are people in your buddy list, fags

whatever like i didnt know that :rolleyes im the guy with the answers.

maybe i should add some people to my buddylist.

awesome. will you be my friend

i didn't know that :(

what's the buddy list even do?

woah what the fuck my screen is broken

did it happen to you too?

I think mine is to it's all squished

The programmer is apparently working on it right now. Working on breaking it that is. :lol2

back to normal

because somebody didn't know how to put the banner on a different line :rolleyes

The buddy list makes it so you feel more liked than you actually are. It's more for show than anything

yah. that was trippy.

I didn't see it :(

here we go again :lol2

gw you missed out it was craaazy

im hallucinating at 4 in the morning

OH GOD MY HEAD

what the hell, I still don't get it

you guys are nuts :rolleyes

EUGH I was in the middle of a comedown YOU BASTARDS

he's too busy looking at furries to notice

Hey, fuck you dickweed, Foster's is totally not furry

how do you explain THIS

oh sh*t :(

mygirlfriend lieks adventure quest

was that reply too late to be cool

fuck

You mean the one who's house you can't get to

i can get to her house it's just that i don't want to drive in these snowy conditions my car is a front wheel drive toyota mini suv does that sound like it is very safe

ps - its tires need to be rotated :/

Someone get AChimp to come to the fourms and fight Skatermonkey

I'd totally pay to see that

youd pay to watch animals? yeh i know (hornyu bastard)

This message is hidden because SKATERMONKEY is on your ignore list.

It works, guys!

i drank too much coffee this morning and my tummy is TORE UP :x

plus i was cleaning my room earlier and there was a cup of milk, and when i turned it upside down nothing spilled out :x

i hate coffee for that exact reason i mean 1 cup somtimes will make mine hurt :( frozen fruit smoothie with fresh bananas & orange juice is my favorite morning drink :)

or ice water

i never drink milk dude.. nasty

was it frozen

i love coffee, it tastes gooooodd. but this morning i was real sleepy, so i chugged down 3 cups and that wasn't a good idea AT ALL ;<

For you fags who can't keep a real cup of coffee down I reccomend putting hot cocoa mix into it

it's pretty good :<

it's only good if it has cream & hella sugar

plus i don't think hot drinks are good for your eyeballs

sk8rmonkey i think i might ignore you too unless you change your ways right this second!

yeah i put lots of cream and sugar in mine, black is gross :x

p.s. GW i have no problem with you whatsoever even if you are a boy, you're cool in my book ;o

change my what?

i think everyone else has him ignored so your posts are like useless to me because i can't even see his

yeah thats why i said i won't use the ignore feature, it just makes things confusing :x

BUT I'M MAKING AN EXCEPTION

im special!

i think if everyone just keeps ignoring him it won't be a problem

ha ha, I love this thread now soley for the fact that he's so angry at our Amish style punishment :<

what won't be a problem? I bet gw is jerking right now everyone is following what he said lol

is he :( i don't know if he's angry or not because i can't see him :)

yeh im so angry grrr

he said something about me jerking off because everyone was following my lead

or something :<

Oh man now I'm confused and I haven't even blocked anyone ;<

You know that weed can really ease your mind
Everytime I smoke a reefer that indo high makes me fly
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind,
the world could be a better place
If everybody took a break and we all just got wasted

BONETHUGS :NEVA4GET

Trust me, blocking skatermonkey will improve your I-Mock experience tenfold

so am i

There's this hilarious thing I can do on these boards where I can set someone to be ignored by everyone else on the forum, without the 'you can't see this post because...' message.

It's like an INCOGNITO BAN which I had mentioned before would be awesome if I could do :<

yes everyone you must listen to guitar woman. i mean ive just been running amok in these forums

how can somone reply so much to people who can't even see them :lol it is funny like a horse & a carrot :o

Guys I think Seven Force is back :<

haha that would be awesome.

Oh and yeah ignoring him has worked, like a paracetemol :)

I REMEMBA BEIN A LIL THUG, WEEDD, DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT WAS
THEN I TOOK A PUFF AND REALIZED I SHOULD ALWAYS STAY HIIIGGH

THE WEED, THE WEED, MAKES ME FEEL AAALRIGHT
IF YA FEEL LIKE I FEEEL, I GOT HALF ON YO DIME

IF YA GOT WEED SMOKE IT, IMA REAL WEED SMOKA
IF ITS MINE, THEN I WOULD
SINCE ITS YOS, YOU COULD, YOU SHOULD

IF I AINT THERE WHEN YA BLAZE A BLUNT NIGGA HUH
PLEASE THINK OF ME
CAUZE YA KNOW A NIGGA LOVE TO GET HIGH
HIGH AND FREEE

I haven't ignored you, skatermonkey!

Though that's largely because I don't think I can

Oh man, that incognito ban thing would suck for the person getting it

It'd be all like that one movie, where the guy is dead but doesn't know it and nobody can see or hear him and he can't figure out why :<

what the fuck

Did you know Jeanette has aspberger's too, maybe you girls could hook up

You smelt the iron in the furnace. You Retrieve an iron bar.
 

You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
You smelt the iron in the furnace.
You retrieve an iron bar.
Your ring of forging has melted.

Fixed. :rolleyes

It's also how I like my coffee. ;(


Seriously, I drink ten mugs of black coffee a day, but yesterday I didn't drink any & I had hell of stomach cramps.


I was all saying to my self that as soon as this nastyass pain stops I'm going to tell the internet about it. I was saying that when I wasn't whimpering like a baby.

Seven Force is one of like three people in the history of this forum that I genuinely dislike.

Oh man what server do you play on

GUYS WE ARE TWO PEOPLE ONLINE AWAY FROM A NEW I-MOCKERY RECORD TELL YOUR FRIENDS :EEK

the fastest one

am I one of the other two people?

So wait, how come you don't like seven force again?

who is seven force

what game is that noob? ;o

Seven Force is like an immature version of me. :x

I'M TRAPPED IN A TANGELED WEB OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

RUNESCAPE :lol