It could always be worse.

Well, sure it could. But if that were kept in mind for every conversation ever, we'd all just keep reminding each other that we're all a bunch of fucking whiners who at least aren't dead.

That is basically how I view the human race.

Happy Birthday yesterday Kahl, I got you a book.

that'd be the best way to go.

Tadao: Just because it's true doesn't mean it makes getting through life any easier.

Also, speaking of books, I found a fascinating history book I can't recommend highly enough:

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Sex...0783115/?itm=1

(it's available on amazon too but ridiculously expensive)

Not to be read after eating.

I'm a bad one to judge that. I have a book in front of me while eating, while brushing teeth, while in the car...most of the time, actually.

Hey look what the Japs named their human robotics company.

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/

I BELIEVE IN ROBOT SUIT

I would take that over a robot spine.

Now they're just taunting fate.

Well the UK already made Skynet satellites.

I might be able to get this bike in the next month or so....
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/1294294541.html

There was some weird and awkward shit that went down in a public bathroom I was in today. These two giant sloppy rednecky ladies with bluetooth headsets came in right behind me. Then as they were peeing, I heard them go OH YEAH, OH GOD, OH GOD YEAH and so on.

This left me wondering.

- Was peeing orgasmic for them?

- Did they just do it to fuck with people? They didn't look that sophisticated. As a matter of fact, they looked like mother and daughter, which made it creepier.

- Did they maybe have phonesex clients on their bluetooth headsets? If so, I wish the clients could've seen them, they were nasty. And why would you have phonesex going on in the middle of a mall?

It was weird as hell. And then they were ahead of me in the grocery store so all I could do was stare at their wide Kmart-clad asses and remember OH YEAH, OH GOD, GOD YES in the bathroom stall.

Ugh.

We're totally asd*g'd

lol thanks for the wellwishing 10k; today's my wife's birthday :O is it that book by chuck pahlanuik?

It sure is :p Tell your wife happy birthday too :)

A BOOK BY THE SUNGLASSES MAN!

Happy BDay Dixie, wish I was in you.

Happy first birthday. Should have went with Trixie.

trixie triggers too many rocky horror flashbacks :(

I'm sorry to hear about your bus woes Kitsa. :\

Oh well :) I'm sure it's probably a last-ditch effort to keep going before they stop buses anyway, probably better not to depend on them too much.

My mom somehow acquired the raw video of that guy getting the shit zapped out of him on top of that train in India. It's the same video they keep taking off youtube.

I'm still trying to understand why my mom wanted me to watch a video of a guy who literally exploded on camera.

:/

Because it's awesome footage.