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I'm watching MSNBC in the union and this appeared on-screen:

THREE ENVELOPES TEST POSITIVE FOR FLOUR

I just 'broke up' with some guy I had sex with twice and who keeps sending me texts about wanting to meet up because I'm a cool person.

I felt gooooooood after. Stupid army boy.

Gonna get my H1N1 shot tomorrow.


If I'm lucky

shrubfest keeps it REAL.

Shrub, if you want to jump the bones of some dudes with minimal emotional attachment, look no further than creepy internet dudes.

or she could come visit me and borrow some of mine

You'd be thick as thieves.

We should meet up, you're a cool person.

Apparently she doesnt like guys who think she is cool. :rolleyes

I don't like guys who constantly ask me if I need their dick right now. And try to sext without any punctuation. AT ALL.

What's texting?

There you go.

i got a new computer, and the flu.

I'm sorry.

I had chocolate cake with my lunch. Then I threw up chocolate cake. Now my stomach hurts :(

That picture of dramamine with a gun posted afterwords still makes me laugh :( did you try to do dramamine fathom zero?

Everything makes me sick and dizzy and not fun. I'm a spoil-sport.

And everyone was chiming in with their life-enhancers, I thought I should add mine.

oh i know a few people who have tried to do dramamine as a recreational drug, and they were so miserable the entire time that i thought the gun was hilarous.

He Shrubfest want to meet up and get my meat up ;) ;)

i hope no one here liked dollhouse :3

HELLO LADIES SHRUBFEST, SAM IS HERE. ;)

It's the shittiest show I've seen in a long time. Apparently somebody that's nerd-famous is behind it, but I couldn't give a rat's ass. Eliza Dushku couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.

dammit, I hate when someone calls with a wrong number at like midnight :(

ah man, that's just not right.