Hey, change of subject.

Let's talk about Sam's cock.

did you hear about his legs

I'M CRIPPLED

I GOT WHAT FDR HAD AND MY LEGS LOOK LIKE CRAZY STRAWS

that's true until they start taking it for granted that there'll be a girl around.

attention is overrated.

THAT'S WHY I PLAY DRAGON AGE

Or they dont want to hear some girl prattle on about some pointless BS. :rolleyes

USUALLY IF YOU JUST IGNORE A GIRL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES IT DRIVES THEM MAD WITH SEXUAL DESIRE AND THEY BUST OUT AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON YOU.

This is how I ended up with a wife. True story.

SHE SOUNDS LIKE A KEEPER

Oh she is great. I wouldnt trade her for a million bucks. Totally not like George's woman.







No offense George. :\

i don't mind video games as long as i get to play too :(

THE REAL TEST IS WHEN SHE IS ORALLY STIMULATING YOU AND YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" RELEASE A FART. IF SHE DOESN'T SKIP A BEAT THEN HOLD ON TO HER, BUT IF SHE GAGS AND COMPLAINS THROW HER ASS TO THE CURB.

What if she pauses for a moment to giggle then jumps back on it?

You have to decode if it's a giggle of amusement or a nervous giggle and she assumes you are going to crap on her somehow. :\

Oh it definitely amusement with a smile.

I wanted to shoot her in the chin or something at the time but couldnt squeeze one out fast enough. :\

Shoot her with a fart?

No a load. After she came up to giggle about the fart.

OH. CHOKE HER OUT WITH THE "PUERTO RICAN FOGBANK"

Something like that. But I wasnt quick enough. :lol

If I was a pro-wrestler, I'd gimmick as a masked Puerto Rican wrestler and the name of my submission hold would be "The Puerto Rican Fogbank" :(

:rolleyes
ELX learn to play something other than Barbie Make Me Pretty Photoshop

YEAH ELX LEARN TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WITH THE GROWN-UPS

Or ask them to watch porn with you.

OR SMOKE POT OUT OF YOUR AMAZING APPLE POT SMOKING DEVICE YOU DESIGNED

Skinny blond girl with pot and an apple bong never got turned down.