They callllllllllllllll me Backdoor Santa. I make my runs about the break of day.

I keep some change in my pocket, in case the children are home. I give em a few pennies so that we can be alone. I leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse and wouldn't old santa be in trouble if there ain't no chimney in the house.

the fallout is settling, soon we'll be making radioactive ash angels

This is the stupid shit thread so that the other not stupid threads don't get clogged up.

There is a thread for nature.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69702710
You started it, good job.
And a related one for animals.
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701393

Now I will post the eek emoticon a hundred times. :(

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Et cetera. :(

Thank god. I was really worried you'd actually do it then.

I have done it, therefore it is entirely possible I'll do it again. :(

Oh. Poor pub. You are clearly having a stimulating day.

Fuck I should help then.

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Thanks, T. ;)
Stimulating enough that I don't feel like posting that emoticon a hundred times. :(



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Don't say such things! :eek

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ANGRY FASCES is an emoticon I can get behind. :eek

His avatar off sets it in a huge way.

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I follow so many people from here on facebook & twitter that I forgot about coming here. :eek

Someone removed me from Myspace. Ask them why Pub.

I hope I don't give the game away by saying I'm hardly that person's favourite internet troll.

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