I live next to Antarctica and weigh less than a medium sized dog. GROW SOME.


Went with Miss by the way Kitsa :( figured the old hag would take it as a compliment.

I haven't posted in over 2 1/2 months :(

So what's your excuse :(

I DONT UNDERSTAND CELL PHONE INTERNET DISLPAY LAYOUT

SIGNATURES ARE A WORK OF SATAN

Well fuck me sideways

i appreciate the offer but im afraid my rubharb isnt bittered that way

if that even is rankeri im talking to, i cant interpret all of this information jammed into my cellphone screen

Jesus Christ! It is Grislygus! :eek

i have a PHONE now






it does the internet

and i have officiially escaped Oreegonia, and am now enjoying a relaxing, murderous job search in gluuurious souf caleefurnia, mit der guvernator

speaking of california, did you get smushed by a tsunami or something last night tadao?

Nope but my ex wife did. I just found out about it today. I gave her the house in Eureka, I wonder if it's a pile of wood now.

tell her to quack quack like a beaver duck with grey tape

I totally don't get that. :( Is that a new dance you kids do at the discotech?

I thought a 'beaver duck with grey tape' was a sexual position

it's o k you'll understand when you're older

edit: and no, unless you're having sex with a platypus :(

That's considered a friday night at the club in New Zealand :P

who in the god damn hell is elx?

just kidding you, I dont care, I'm just going to call you Venison

Grislygus, I would like nothing better than for you to do a sketch of elx's avatar. :)

no scanners any more. too poor. Also, PHONE

can't your phone take pics

low resolution pics of my glorious masterpieces?




GOOD DAY SIR

i might hop on a computer and mspaint him if i suddenly was made aware of embarrasing body and/or family problems, possibly fake psychological. problems or emotional meltdown diary wentries

she's supposedly a 13 yo girl :/

no gummygrump my dick sucking list is private business

also seventeen as of like a week ago, tyty

GREASYGUS, SUP MAN?