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You know how old people like to jar everything, or those types of people who cook an entire month's worth of dinners in one setting and then stores them for later. Someone sees that they've canned the stuff at the supermarket and thinks "why can't I do that?"

I'll admit it though, I don't know nothing about salsa. I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.

executioneer

Feb 22nd, 2010 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673575)

Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard

I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled

my mom makes seriously excellent canned (jarred? it's in jars) salsa and i've never gotten botulism from it

i'd go almost so far as to say it's better than any fresh salsa i've ever had, too

Pub Lover

Feb 22nd, 2010 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by King Hadas (Post 673579)

I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.

That sounds more like a lesson of "Don't put salsa down your pants."

kahljorn

Feb 22nd, 2010 09:12 PM

i love the dollar menu salads at el polo loco.

people jar their own food cause they hate you.

Tadao

Feb 22nd, 2010 09:33 PM

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Colonel Flagg

Feb 22nd, 2010 09:40 PM

Missed it by THAT much. :(

Tadao

Feb 22nd, 2010 09:46 PM

Ok
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Delete

Pub Lover

Feb 23rd, 2010 08:48 AM

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10,000 Volt Ghost

Feb 23rd, 2010 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 673576)

I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.

Probably someone's office at home....upstairs.

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Feb 23rd, 2010 11:41 AM

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Guitar Woman

Feb 23rd, 2010 11:43 AM

Fuck, in a few months I'll have been posting here for 6 years.

WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE

The Leader

Feb 23rd, 2010 02:00 PM

Not much, evidently. :\

Kitsa

Feb 23rd, 2010 02:26 PM

I have had the same debt collection people harassing me for the better part of 2 years now, despite me assuring them that my name is not Greg and that I do not have the boat that he apparently stopped paying for.

Apparently Greg, whoever he is, gave some boat dealer my cellphone number and now he has a free boat >:

They've said they removed me from their list twice now...I think one more call and we're in cease-and-desist letter territory.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Feb 23rd, 2010 03:41 PM

That's a great grift though.

bigtimecow

Feb 23rd, 2010 04:03 PM

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