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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 676611)

MOVING TO CANADA:
-Have a housing situation with a guy I already know pretty well, plus cheap rent in an incredibly humble abode
-Smallish town, which I like, though it's Canada so that means that this "small town" is millions of miles away from the country's major city centers.
-Community college which won't give me any shit for my awful educational history, but I haven't paid any attention to whether or not any classes will be able to be transferred into any university outside of Canada.
-Finally getting out of America (by "America", I mean my house)
-No real change from the current weather or scenery, might even get colder

MOVING TO HAWAII:
Nice beaches
Nice weather
Kava
Socialized healthcare
Still in America
Don't know anyone
I will be murdered by racist Asians
But not before Tadao tracks me down and asks for money
Have no idea what the schooling, job, or housing situation is

Which one do you guys think? I'm leaning towards Canada.

"is a community college man- STOP LAUGHING!"

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Originally Posted by GrislyGus

I will be murdered by racist Asians

Oh yeah this is true, a dead haolie is the only accepted haolie. You're especially in trouble if you still look like greasy walking jap culture

How many people remember the Terra and Cosmo foreplay thread :x

This thread immediately comes to mind as the worst of the worst long non-Clement threads ever on this board. However, reading through it again there's some pretty funny shit on there (as long as you don't read any Terra, Cosmo, or Lenor posts). But the stuff that isn't funny, man, it's just fucking awful.

Overall I don't know what to think of it! :(

I am getting my first tattoo soon! Going to get an estimate sometime this weekend.

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 676657)

Dylan. :(

Sorry bro I didn't know your real name yet :( :(

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 676655)

How do you remember all these peoples first names? :(

The sad thing is that I still know who all those people are :(

THAT'S BULLSHIT, MANG.

You people are never learning my name :(

I bet it's Tucker. Or Clyde.

Or Charles, but you go by Chuck or Charlie.

I'll give you a hint, it's a Welsh name

HAVE FUN WITH THAT ONE

Without Pub Lover, YOU'LL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN

GRUFFYDD?

Fuck this game