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the bottles that came with our carbonation machine smell like chlorine.
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AND A PACKAGE OF SALMON JERKY, FRESH FROM ALASKA
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I got him a bunch of stuff from cracker barrel, too.
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Fuck I want some salmon jerky now :( I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT SHIT IN CALIFORNIA, I CAN'T EVEN GET FRESH MUSSELS, AND OYSTERS ANYMORE >::(:(:(:(:( we're right next to the fucking OCEAN, why aren't there any decent seafood vendors in the area I AM DEPRIVED
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Canned boiled peanuts!
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they don't have salmon jerky or boiled peanuts in stores here, except at jungle jims, and if I go there I might as well send him a box of Australian groceries while I'm at it.
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Man, as much as I hate the state I live in, I couldn't imagine living somewhere that didn't have canned boiled peanuts readily available.
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THOSE TRENDY VEGAN SHITHEADS, I'LL KILL THEM
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finally remembered the password for my email address and now i can post again
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What did I miss besides self congratulatory masturbation and shitty inside jokes?
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Sam, don't call Fathom a number two. I'm trying to sleep, dammit. >:
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it's been all re-runs, man. you gotta wait for the new season to come out
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HE'S A DEUCE.
THE DEUCE IS LOOSE. |
Dylan
OOOO BIG MAN WITH THE CONKER GO TO SLEEP YOU'RE OLD SAM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO I AM OLD BITCH SHOW SOME RESPECT Dylan FUCK YOU, OLDIE SAM I AM 25 I AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER Dylan Man you are old Jesus Go to sleep you don't want your back to give out SAM HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR Dylan working the pussy 12 hours SAM HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR OH PLEASE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW LITTLE DYLAN Dylan What do you do? Lick stamps? SAM MY JOB CRUSHES LITTLE LADY BOYS LIKE YOU DAILY Dylan With your big retarded tongue? SAM LITTLE LADY BOYS NAMED DYLAN REDUCED TO TEARS WITH SKINT KNEES |
SUCK IT
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MAKE IT HAPP'N, CAP'N
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Guys, I'm 50 fucking years old & I don't need this shit. >:
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It's like fifteen o' clock wherever you're at, you don't need sleep
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19 o'clock. >:
That shit is late at my age. :( |
I was going to go to Japan late this year with a friend for a holiday, but I have changed my mind and now want to go to North Korea.
Now I have to trick my friend into thinking it is better somehow. |
Of course it is. Have fun with that.
I woke up wanting guacamole and I'm not quite sure why :/ |
As long as you eat it with blue-corn tortilla chips, you're good.
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