can som1 plz post a hilarious internet picture that says "ignored"

Quick! Now someone has to post an internet picture that says "failure"! :lol

Guys, it's all over now.

Brian don't make me open a can of:

Don't screw around with me, Amber. You don't want me to look like some kind of

Amber makes me LOL out loud

OFTEN!

you should leave posting to the professionals

nobody likes a micropenis

Oh sure, make fun of his tiny cok.

Why do you think I want to drive a hummer so badly?

i think 7force is a pretty smart guy

tall dark and handsome ;)

whos dis seven force I keep her-in abowt
:ghetto

i have been ok, but my teeth hurt :<

Eric, you should get that shit fixed.

they only started hurting after i went to the dentist

damn that dentist

Guess what guys?

I'm backkkkkkkkk

hehe.

:|fucking dork.

DID YOU MISS ME LENOR

Let me get right back to you, after a few shots of tequilla.

and some upskirt shots

Nice try. No nudie pictures of me taken.

tonight :o

it was a joke.

I didn't really want to see that, mainly because I have my own penis to see what one looks like.

Ok, you can call me an idiot, or say im the most un-funny person ever. But the joke's only on you if your going to say im anything but all female, cupcake.

So how big is your penis?

Does Extenze really work?

Your not really all that funny. I'm sorry.

ACTUALLY, TAZZ, having the crowd behind you can be a huge advantage!

whochamawhat chojin?

You taste willie's cookies?

Willie = executioneer

He makes me good cookies!

lol i know who willie is.

Does he bake them in a dutch oven?

I wouldn't know.

Do you bake cookies in a dutch oven?

Personally, I'd bake anything I could in a dutch oven.

They really trap in all the aroma and heat pretty securely on the inside.

Matt, I'll have to remember that.

Btw, this is an odd conversation we seem to be having.

I'm just here to inform.

I'm sure others here can attest to the power of a dutch oven.

Jews and other minorites burn very quickly from my experience

I've heard of some powerful dutch ovens, but damn, burning jews?

Dont knock it till you try it

As soon as I find a jew, I'll ask them if they want to get in my dutch oven.

but since that post will be edited :rolleyes it doesnt matter anyway

because SOME people would think im rude

us skull avatars cant catch a fucking break, you know?

YOU KNOW WHAT I BE TALKIN BOUT, MATTJACK

Oh I kno'. Haters be comin out da woodwork tryin to keep ya boi dahwn. I gots me the double whammy of a mustache AND a skull.

it fucking sucks

Oh quit your bitching.. ;)

its like im married only in not gettin any

...which is like marriage in general am i rite guys :lol

i gotta go to sleep guys i am goin nuts

stay safe everyone

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Another well thought out response from the heartland. Terra stop giving people our fucking URL. Not all of them were lucky enough to make it over the hump like you did (that of course is still debatable).

look asshole, nobody in this part of the heartland can afford to own a computer, much less punch in a URL. i'm thinking it's more along the lines of swampland douchebags like yourself that are opening the floodgates around here.

thordog's the lead i-mockery programmer, so he was probably testing something.

Or just fucking with y'all.

Hey how come nobody thanked Mr. Adventure for this!

I feel the strong urge to bathe.

But I must ignore it.

Zero that has really got to suck.

I got hiccups

Oh ill open some goddamn floodgates as soon as you close yours :lol

been closed for some time, months even. awwww...did i miss some phone calls from you?

fucker>:

lock them shits up

dude, you're okay. i am so sorry i harrassed you.

Most women are.

*drum roll*

fucker

:D

I wasn't aware seven force ever got over the hump

damn. matt has been really funny lately!

Guys this whole having a job shit is so totally lame. I really hate making fucking frappuccinos

Well guys, I've cleaned my room and packed my stuff. My train leaves in 1½ hours. See y'all in June, if not before. :picklehat

well another 12 hour shift done. Time to get some sleeeeeeeeeep

:rolleyes

I went to the self proclaimed 'worlds largest tank museum' today. It was pretty cool, especially the scale of some of the things there. I'd say the coolest thing I saw was the WW2 King Tiger tank:



It must have been over 12 ft tall and the gun on the front could apparently shoot through just about anything the allies could throw at it.

They also had a bunch of WW1 tanks which where interesting:


And Goliath remote control bombs:

thanks terra i strive for your approval!!!!

MATT HARTY

MATT HARTY: ADMIRER OF MAN ASS

you never answer soooooooo

>: :sixmotherfuckingcharacters

Hey Matt it looks like you're back to regular posting again! Why were you gone for so long was it another anxiety attack? >: Pussy >:

shit sam i would hope so

Hey Matt when are you going to change your avatar. I mean Lil Jon isn't cool anymore. Its all about Lil Flip now.

I could care less about Matt, but panic attacks are nothing to be called a 'pussy' over. Try experiencing one that last for hours. :(

Classes, chillin with gf, chojin got me sucked into mmo's so i was playing that nonstop at one point, and yeah a ton of anxiety problems. Mostly at night so I started growing a phobia of going to sleep, and my bed for a few months. Started sleeping on the couch and exercising alot so i'd pass out easier.

But anyways... i came back because I missed you guys of course :rolleyes

Chojin sucked me back into the world of I-mockery. :(

I completely missed being the ASS of every joke :pullin a millhouse

whooooooooo did?

Matt and I are tight so he knows there's no hard feelings right 'cause we're buds :hat

You need to tell jokes really slow for Lenor to catch up.

HE ISN'T REALLY CALLING ME A PUSSY LENOR. ITS JUST A THING FRIENDS DO. OK?

OR MAYBE HE WAS.

Since when have you demoted Chojin to "Internet-name basis" status

just kidding lenor don't read my last post you'll have an aneurysm

In all seriousness I had a lot of irrational anxiety problems when I was a kid :(

I went through a phase when I was seven or eight where I thought my parents always wanted to take me places so they could leave me stranded :(. Family vacations were not very relaxing :(

Damn, people too many questions all at once. My head is going to fall off.

1. Ok, Sean and Chuck also bribed me with cookies n' well, I had to stay after... :secret

2. Matt, I've changed allot since when we both used to frequent these boards way back when. I'm not that slow. I just don't like when people say shit about 'panic attacks' because I have had them for years.

3. Eusohlim, Milhouse, Thrilho, etc.. You bitch when I call people by their real name, you bitch when I call them by their 'handle' WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

I wouldn't leave my house for along time, unless it was to go across the street to the Hospital. In fear that I was dying, constantly and that my friends were 'out to get me'.

Thank god for Valium.

The fact that you had to state that for me reinforces that you're slow.

Anyways, I refuse to go back onto medication for panic attacks and general anxiety. I think it's better to just learn to deal with them myself. Yeah I have trouble going to sleep cause i think i'm going to die and not wake back up. I think people are going to jump out and murder me whenever i'm alone. I look at nutritional information on food and calculate my likelyhood of dying in the long run from eating the said item. I constantly think i'm about to die from some random illness or outside occurance.

It sucks. ;<

You know he's gonna say "To die. :rolleyes"

Matt, I just have bad ADD. So actually my mind goes faster than normal, but it takes longer to keep the thought that I original had intact. Unless I take my adderol, which is when this happens. Too much talky!

Mario, that would be so the obvious :rolleyes

oh ok now it all makes sense

heh, I love random CELL PHONE calls, and IM's!

Super nite!

this thread sucks

.nice.

I'm glad you found it necessary to emphasize on just how much, by how big you made it.

It helps, when your rather slow with the joke getting, like me.