:pagebrak

I would you direct you to his twitter where he outlines his failures to look after pets.

He let a bunny freeze to death.

I hear from the ghost that your fine daughter has less fur than even a little baby rabbit.

This does not bode well for her time with our friend Tatom.

That last page of the PYPH thread is about two dozen infractions. >:

If only

Pfft

thank you, elx. I feel better. :)

HIGH FIVE DUDE :CHESTBUMP

GODDAMNING FUCK WHY THE HELL DOES MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO LIVE IN WHITTIER >:

WHAT

Have to wait five more days until I have enough time off from work so I can drive over and MAYBE get some, jumpfucking Christ

IF SHE MOVED OUT OF HER CREEPY MOM'S HOUSE ALREADY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, GIRLS NEED TO START DECLARING THEIR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AT THE GATE WELL BEFORE ANY COMMITTED FUCKING STARTS

:rolleyes

Your girlfriend is a codependent that took you in off of the streets, let's you eat all of her food and gives you blowjobs while her parents are in the same room, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS PROBLEM

Oh oh, and she "likes having [her] mom as a roommate". And "doesn't plan on moving out right now". And she also has now cheerfully admitted to me that she doesn't really have any friends.


THE FUCK, The weird ones are supposed to look ugly so that you know to avoid them beforehand, they are NOT supposed to be attractive, but I'm torn because she's desperate and easy when her fucking MOM isn't around and making sex jokes

FUCK HER, AND HER MOM

I AM FUCKING HER












HER MOM IS FAT AND WE HAVE ALREADY MENTIONED THE EXTRA SIDE OF CREEPY, SO "FUCK NO" ON THAT ONE

GRISLYGUS' GIRLFRIEND'S MOM, FUCK YEAH :rankeri

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FECK MOTHERFUCKERS, FUCK, FIVE MORE DAYS AND THEN I'M LITERALLY TAKING HER STRAIGHT TO A MOTEL, SHIT'S RIDICULOUS

JUST FUCK AND SLEEP IN YOUR CAR

Especially if your seats recline all the way back, it's like the goddamn presidential suite nigga

I'm in San Francisco right now, btw. I'm closer to a lot of you right now than I usually am and it gives me the damn creeps >:

SAM I'M HOPPING ON ROUTE 101 LET'S MEET UP SOMEWHERE AND REMINISCE OF OLD TIMES

MY car? Does not lend itself to sex. We use her car. But I'm not going to spend all afternoon and all night in it.

Besides, movie, motel, alcohol, room service. Shit's impressive. To her, at least. She can't believe I buy things for her. And by "things" I don't mean expensive gifts. I mean basic crap like "movie tickets" and "lunch".

Wiat, San Francisco? BUY ME SEAFOOD, I STEPPED OUT OF OREGON AND INTO CALIFORNIA AND SUDDENLY I CAN NO LONGER GET MUSSELS, OYSTERS, CRAB, SQUID, OR FISH OF ANY KIND AND I AM NOW GOING THROUGH MERCURY WITHDRAWAL PLEASE SEND ME SOME RED SNAPPER AT LEAST, I'M JONESING HARD

Yeah right man I've been eating nothing but burritos and ice cream since I've been here :x