It could have been dogs cum though.

I remember when it happened again. And again.

Wasn't it a cartoon?

It made itself a dick and broke my ass in 5 different places.

Aww yeah niggas 1:30am time to work out to my Billy Blanks tae-bo tapes whut whut

I'm watching my Jillian Michaels finger pointing cds!

Oh man are those any good? Are they better than Tony Little's hat w/ fake ponytail attachment tapes?

Dude, you have no idea! I can now point at a moments notice and look like I have something seductively important that you want.

GOD today sucked, jesus jumpfuck

So who else is online right now







HELLO, MY FELLOW INSOMNIACS

WELL FUCK YOU TOO, FELLOW INSOMNIACS

Hola!

COMO ESTAS, MI AMIGO

just chillin brah

dieting

procrastinating

the usual

..

11pm is a little early to be asking for the INSOMNIACS]

thats NORMIE hour, you STUPID normie

I have an eye appt this morning, then a book signing this evening. Hopefully my eyes un-dilate in time for me to not look like I'm stoned and/or psychotic. One time, one eye un-dilated and the other didn't, and that lasted about 6 hrs :(

STOP THAT, POOB

Bullshit, I posted that at 1:30

I'm fresh as a fuckin daisy right now, so I know I wasn't too drunk to be able to tell what time it was

Jun 9th, 2010, 11:40 PM

Lol you were too drunk

That last post of yours was the funniest thing I have ever seen you post :lol

Hey Pub that means at least .0061% of your posts are funny :eek

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