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ever since OH FUCK SWAMP MONSTER
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Oh also are lenor and Goat Cheese still hanging around :x
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SHHHHHHHH don't speak that name! I was hoping she would just vanish if people stopped talking to her!!!!!!!!!
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Man I sure wish someone who doesn't hate me would log on and inquire about my lost love, beause I need to talk about her to help let out my EMOTIONAL PAIN
Seriously guys I'm like dying here |
Emotional pain?
If it is about a woman, nobody knows more about women than me, duhhhhhhh. Especially when it comes to them dealing emotional pain. |
Ok maybe I'm full of shit and I don't know a damn thing about how women work.
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i know they have solar powered vaginas so the problem with this woman might've been that her vagina hadn't received any sunlight so she was running on low that makes them a little stuttery...
Fartinmowler, anybody who calls themselves a pagan is a complete moron. |
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you gotta watch out for those solar powered trifle'n bitches man, srsly
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The only real problem here is that when I left the treatment center I never got ahold of any contact info from her and wasn't able to give her mine, so most likely the only way I'll ever see her again is through some freakish twist of fate or something. This sort of reminds me of Charlie Brown and the red-haired chick he meets at summer camp, except we met in a behavioral health institute. :(
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Fuck guys. All these women were really rude at Starbucks. They were all like "WHERES MY FRAPPUCCINO??!?!" Women suck.
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I h8 women 2
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They should learn their fucking place.
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>: yea the kitchen
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fuckin broads
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FUCKING BROADS
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THIS WEEKEND I'M GONNA TRY TO GET SOME POONANI
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they need to go to the store and get some ActRite
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIIII
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I got dem blue balls like a muthafucka'
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I know Mattjack knows what i'm talking about
he knows |
DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW MATTJACK
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that's the easy part. The hard part is getting them to stop calling you>:
an they always wanna talk about their day and their feelings. an they always ask if you listenin an if you wanna go out sometime again. THEY JUST WANT ANOTHER FREE MEAL AND ANOTHER HOT CUP OF DILK |
>: I BEAT BLUE BALLS UP
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GET OUTTA HERE BLUE BALLS
:BEAT BEAT BEAT |
POOOONANNNIII
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THE TRICK IS WHAT I TELL THEM TO GO GET CUZ I WILL PIMP DEZE BROADS
AND I SAY "BITCH, GO GET TRICKIN" |
One time ya'll i had blue balls so bad I couldn't fucking walk.
And i took a piss and it felt like a midget was just wailing on my junk the whole time. It was a nightmare. |
MattJack you are an alright dude.
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:x MY EX G/F JUST CALLED ME
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Wtf is up with ex g/fs and callin
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THEY LOVE GAMES
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Ex-Men
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chicks are all over my cyclops
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Man you guys kick ass. We should totally hit up the bars.
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The London Olympics logo is probably the worst logo I've ever seen in my whole life:
It cost something completely retarded like £400,000 to develop (which is about 500 million US dollars or infinity Canadian dollars). The BBC website allowed people to submit their own versions which led to this being displayed: Would've been better with a wedding ring :x |
damn dude i could be a millionaire right now because I and any idiot could design that piece of shit logo.
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http://x13d.doritos.com/index.html?mid=21734143 DROITOS, KISS MY ASS
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There's a reason they're kept in a black bag.
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HEY GUYS.
Im turning 19 soon. As soon as that happens, im gonna buy some 10 year olds beer :D |
God I <3 you so much Morgan Webb, so.. so much.
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You should hit that.
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Hay guys! Quick reply is quick now!
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is morgan webb free tonite in canada
p.s. does tommy talarico still appear on television? |
Morgan Webb only loves Americans, great Americans.
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i wrote a whole topic about u mattjack, talkin about how u seem to be a really good dude, good ideas, good brainz, good ideas, etc
somebody deleted it, or worse (this is for real), i've been spending too much time at this forum and dreamt that i posted a thread bout u. newayz, hax is so last hour, wat i really want to offer ppl now is my pants, r u free And just to clear it up, no that's not my default voice, I'm in fact quite a genius. People have called me the John Locke of our generation; Hemingway with a touch of Sartre. not, nebody crack vista yet |
Hemmingway, John Locke, and sartre -- a book that writes itself off a cliff
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seriously guys whose lame character is this
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That's what I was about to ask.
COME OUT OR I WILL FIND YOU. |
Who the fuck is you?
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I grow weary of you and your nonsense. :( Entertain me.
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what's up with kellychaos showing up to post one sentence and then disappearing again :O
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I think this Friday I'm going to write another Fartin Mystery...:) Kelly might be in it :\
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can i be in it
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just kidding i'm not gay
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Too late
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Urban Dead is much more fun when you log in and find that you've been dead for 28 weeks.
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I-Mockery Chat Room (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE 4 JIXBY)
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At least Jixby is much more fun!
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I will never forget the battleships. That was Aaaaawesome!
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Is it worse to grab someone's dick and karate-chop it?
OR Is it worse to hug someone while the both of you are naked? |
I think it would be worse if you grabbed someone and karate-chopped them with a dick.
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it is def. worse to karate chop a d*ck after grabbing it
and does the naked hugging have to be front to front or can it be liek front to side cause that might be better |
so what if you were fighting some huge naked buff guy and he was kicking your ass and no matter where you punched him it wouldn't hurt him and he had a huge erection: would it be ok to karate chop their dick if you thought it would take them down?
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Normally when fighting giant buff men with huge erections, I opt for the dick suplex. It's like a regular suplex, but you grab them by the dick instead of the shoulders/arms. |
A Dickplex, if you will.
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I was just locked out of my house for about an hour.
In the fucking rain. The Dickplex is a very demoralizing move, but nude hugging hurts more in the long run. |
I dunno i think naked hugging sounds homosexual ESPECIALLY if it's between two men who are fighting to the death! :O
plus then you'd have to get naked in the middle of a fight and that's kind of hard/inconvenient. |
That sounds a lot like a question I pose often.
HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO FIGHT SOMEBODY WHILE ONE (OR BOTH!) OF YOU ARE NAKED? |
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Speaking of that, I always wanted to get naked and apply tons of the thickest grease I could find all over me. Then I would run as fast as I could just to slide across a Wal-Mart or something. During peak shopping hours. |
"What if the object of the fight was to beat the pants off your enemy?"
I think that lends credibility to my theory of homosexuality ;o |
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more like: DICK TO DICK or if one of you is taller DICK TO BELLY BUTTON
it doesn't get much gayer than crossing dicks! |
I fucked the shit out of Michelle Trachtenberg in a dream last night
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Rongi never specified if the naked hugging wasn't with a girl so OH SHIT LOOPHOLE I'd pick that
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Oh snap guys Judge Mathis is on :picklehat
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yea i had considered that but then i figured he wouldn't have asked if naked hugging was bad if it was with a girl ;o
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you do not KNOW judge mathis.
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Like many TV judge shows, only the bailiff, besides the judge, is a recurring character. The first bailiff on the series, Brendan Anthony Moran, died on December 28, 2002, after an apparent suicide. due to too much frontal hugging of someone of the same sex. Since then, Judge Mathis has had two bailiffs. The current bailiff is Doyle Devereux. Prior to the Judge Mathis show he starred as a tuxedo salesman in the 1991John Candy movie Only the Lonely. Bailiff Doyle often acts as a comic relief for the show, interjecting lighthearted observations about the litigants or their cases, whether it includes frontal hugging or not. Among the recurring humorous motifs, both Doyle and Mathis frequently insinuate that Doyle enjoys smoking marijuana and has an eye for pretty men. The bailiff also oversees the parties after the judgment in the studio court room hallway, where litigants respond on camera to Judge Mathis' ruling.
In the course of adjudicating, litigants often yell at each other, sometimes for extended periods of time; however, Judge Mathis will only tolerate frontal hugging but will dismiss cases if litigants demean or use profane language directed towards himself or the party before him. Nevertheless, compared to Judge Judy and many other legal shows, Mathis tolerates informal hugging; in fact, some petitioners blurt out statements in the heat of the moment that contradict their own hugging or otherwise undermine their cases while Judge Mathis listens with bemusement. Judge Mathis also often entertains longwinded, mean-spirited personal hugging by one litigant on the other (even when such hugging bears no relevance to the case), but then allows the defamed party equal time to respond in kind. Aspiring singers and rappers who appear on the show may even be granted a moment to hug their opponents from the lectern. Due to the popularity of the show and its long run on television, parties before the judge often profess personal fondness for hugging. He tolerates the hugging gracefully, but will not let that affect his decisions. God Save the Judge! |
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i think grabbing someone's penis and karate-chopping it is worse
crossing swords isnt gay at all, you weirdos |
yea guys pirates and navy officers used to cross swords all the time, along with lots of other lonely men.
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anyway from what I remember
=====) (===== often made with fingers is the internationally accepted elementary-middle school sign of GAY. |
It's Fridayyyyyyyyyy niggghhhtttttttt.
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All there is in the breakroom at work is stacks of World magazines. This means I have nothing to do during my breaks other than skim over creepy Christian propoganda :(
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that sounds like a job for mustache ;(
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HOO HE HOO HAHA TING TANG WALA WALA BING BANG, HOO HE HOO HAHA TING TANG WALA WALA BING BANG.
that might be my new signature! |
how do you guys like my new signature?
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It's okay.
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GUYS I GOT MY DANCE ON ALL NIGHT
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AND IT WAS GOOD
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Party on, Wayne
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whatever guitarwoman this is the best signature that has ever been on this message board.
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sorry, second best. the best one is:
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fucking hippy with their "Open Spaces" coalition !
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mines the best sorry guys
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whatever you adament supporter of racism and grissly haired fanboys.
at least mine is still awesome, maybe i was BOASTING a little. |
guys i would just like to say that i would seriously consider chopping my d*ck off if it meant i would get to play fallout 3 tomorrow
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