You shouldn't say things like that that's how the devil gets you don't you know?

i said i'd CONSIDER it

i'd probably turn it down, but with some serious regrets :(

God bless you, then.

i know what you mean though i can't wait to play it ;o

Where's the party?

Round the corner.

I carry my diamonds in a smooth, velvety sack.

how is this relevant

>: >: >: >: >: >:

I-MOCKERY DOESNT HAVE AN EMOTICON THAT REFLECTS HOW FRUSTRATED/ANGRY I AM

>: >: >: >: >: >:

I BEG TO DIFFER
:explode

See, he's so angry he EXPLODED. If that doesn't say HORRIBLE ALL-CONSUMING RAGE then I don't know what does!

Esuohlim or Milhouse and Max Burbank who alway's has a picture of Milhouse Nixon :\ Mystery solved :lol

After 4 years of active asking, begging and whining, I finally got myself a summer job. Yay :O

Al Jourgensen

They hire the mentally handicapped in Finland?

I was fucking shocked about that too, but what shocked me even more was that I was actually able to get a job, when considering that it's already 18th June, and where I live :x

That's what we love about you RaNkeri, you got a lotta heart.

Here is the job Rankeri will be doing this summer


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKCLyhBBwI

I make eight bucks an hour.

I earn 6€ per hour, which is roughly 8.04$

Doesn't eight bucks in Finland buy, like, a cup of coffee? Everything in Scandinavia is way too expensive because they hoard all their trees and fjords and stuff and show off their fancy-schmancy robust economies. >:

Dollar signs come before numbers, Rankeri. This is strike two >:

Perndog: Eight bucks is more like a normal prize of a movie ticket. With eight bucks I also could buy myself 6½ liters coca cola light

Esuohlim: Was there ever a strike one? :x

You Europeans and your drugs. :lol

BE AGGRESSIVE

B-E AGGRESSIVE

B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E

Hey...WHO DO I HAVE TO FIGHT TO GET SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE?

Marilyn Manson
Alice Cooper

DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

WHICH ONE OF THESE DOES NOT BELONG?

Who are you? I DON'T LIKE YOU

HICKMAN!

is your brother still a nerd, hickman?

Good job you figured out one of my characters now see if you can guess the rest :eek

Johnson? I wish my last name was a slang term for penis, life would be so much sweeter.

My name doesn't make me manly, my mustache does, faggot.

Anyways the manliest name I can think of is Freddie Fastfingers.

dick armey

Mike Hammer.

rock hudson lol

ugh, you really are 12

Teddy Roosevelt

The most manly president EVER

Hell yes I have some Monk DVDs and a fridge full of ginger ale. Friday night here I come :picklehat

Billy Dee Williams

My kidneys hurt. :(

Just give it a few days you'll feel better after you piss out a bunch of rocks :x

Lee Van Cleef

Granite Jaw Rohlston

"iron balls" mcginty

Microwaved Grape: you guys overthink this shit
screechingbadger@gmail.com: no, we just think
Microwaved Grape: I mean, with a movie like Blade Runner or 2001 it's ok to get really into it
Microwaved Grape: but stuff like Dune is just there for fun
Microwaved Grape: and fun it is
screechingbadger@gmail.com: getting really into it is what makes art fun
xmy x Downfallx: you have one really weird definition of "fun" then
screechingbadger@gmail.com: if there's no substance there, like in something like dune
screechingbadger@gmail.com: then you can't get really into it and there is, as iggy pop would say, no fun
xmy x Downfallx has left the room.
Microwaved Grape: So you're saying movies like Gymkata or Gay******s from Outer Space aren't fun because there's no substance?
screechingbadger@gmail.com: i've never heard of those
Microwaved Grape: sigh
aggroreggae: those are some weird movies that you watch
screechingbadger@gmail.com: but i'm pretty sure the second would piss me off
screechingbadger@gmail.com: have you ever seen jesus christ vampire hunter?
screechingbadger@gmail.com: ridiculously over the top indie flick
screechingbadger@gmail.com: indie horror*
Microwaved Grape: no, but the title alone makes me want to see it
screechingbadger@gmail.com: well it's exactly what you'd think it is
screechingbadger@gmail.com: and there is a level on which it's cool just aside from the mindless fun
aggroreggae: this movie sounds like a load of rubbish: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/
screechingbadger@gmail.com: partially just because there's absolutely no budget at all
screechingbadger@gmail.com: yeah that sounds horrid
Microwaved Grape: it's loading slow, is it Gymkata
screechingbadger@gmail.com: no the other one
aggroreggae: sounds to me like it was made by 12yr olds
screechingbadger@gmail.com: those sorts of jokes don't make me laugh at all
screechingbadger@gmail.com: they might have when i was thirteen
screechingbadger@gmail.com: but that was ten years ago
Microwaved Grape: you guys don't even have any taste in BAD movies
Microwaved Grape: jesus
screechingbadger@gmail.com: homophobia and racism just aren't funny
screechingbadger@gmail.com: and, you're the one who likes dune

how exactly does dune not have any substance are they talking about the 2000s version or something

not to mention "homophobia and racism just aren't funny" well la de da aren't WE high minded :rolleyes

Deus Ex is fun!

Clee Taurus

Indeed

I got guitar Hero II ITS AWSOME!!!! :rock :rock

guys how come every internet community that isn't I-Mockery sucks like fucking hell

seriously

Henry Rollins.

hey man f u

t(' 't)

Gadzooks hates America.

And Freedom.

And Hawaiian Punch.

Commie bastard.

Nevermind about any of that.

Kate Bush

Margaret Thatcher

Some Canadian wrestler guy killed his wife and kid and then hung himself with his wieght machine :lol

And he did it two days before my birthday.

In other news, its my birthday.

Happy Birthday :\ and what will young master Jeff do on this wonderful day?

He's going to come to America to NOT get wasted :eek

Seriously we have the highest legal drinking age in the world I'm probably just going to run over a few mailboxes if even that, why don't they trust me >:

I wish prohibition was back.

Hey guys I saw Candlebox for my second time last night and they rawked. Some bitch scowled at me for some reason and minutes later was thrown out and mocked by the singer for being a bitch. It was great! I actually talked to lots of girls in and after the concert, I guess I can only acquire that magical ability when I already have a girlfriend.

That must have been one heck of a scowl.

Chris Benoit

I spent the last two hours at Montanas Steakhouse, eating all-you-can-eat barbecue ribs and drinking Pilsner (beer only available here). Its good to turn ninteen.

Now i can sell Beer to schoolchildren.

You think so, huh? huh? Wait till you turn tweny. Sex for nothing and your girls for free:rock

I bet his wife Nancy, and seven year old son Daniel agrees. :rolleyes

I think I seriously hurt something laughing at Ms Modulars post of her Youtube videos :\ I'm not drunk at the moment so someone should warn her before I suddenly lose my self control

Ann Coulter.

John Hancock

guys do you remember hearing a few years back that they were theorizing it might be possible to make a vaccine that cures aging

when is that shit coming out already >:

Exactly 2 minutes after I die. I will keep you posted.:\

*kills u*
*waits*

The worst 2 minutes of my life! If only I knew, damn, damn, damn....

Want to live longer? Toss back those cocktails

Alcohol in excess may extend life span, researchers find


Drinking a huge amount of alcohol reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, researchers have found.

you are a creep, like perndog on steroids.

i am so drunk, and no matter how much gadzook's avatar looks like some queer JANEATTEX avatar, no matter how much

CHOJIn

and his FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

can REVIEW LUSH SOAP

will make me poast

abotu how MUCH

lush shampoo bar

DID FOR MY HAIR

fuck i-mockery, fuck u bitches and ur FAGGOT ways

ill go suck a cock ebfore i

POST AT I-MOCKERY ANY MORE

noob3 out

drunk posting

i would have spelt it drunk, as in FRUNK

to make it look like i was that drunk that i would tyhpo words

but i m not that drunk bitches

i just wankt mcdonalds

CHOJIN +++ PLUS A ON THE SOAP DUDE

also

fuck you dudes noob3 is the cooloest postest here for real double 4r pounder bitches

i dont care how many ppl i can msn qithout them replying from this board but you're all queer in my book because none of you useless fucking bastards will reply to any of my shit and chojin the lush reviwqinf bastard fucking hides me from hsi msn buddy list so fuck that shit

this whole board is a ghost town and i never know why i started posting in thsi first place if u have somethign to say

say it to

youknowyouknowit@hotmail.com

on msn

bitches

but fuck u fags

fuck u all

also send me money at

LOL JUST KIDDING

So, you want to live FOREVER?:eek

who the fuck are you, i wouldn't reply usually ebcause i don't reply to FAGOTS

Hay guys miss me?

Nicky Louie

Not really...

haha mockmeamadeus is a funny name

Why? >:

:lol

Jungle Fever Beaver

Chuck Destruction

Yes, it is cool name.

YOU ARE HUGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

Viva, comrade Red Machine has joined the debate. I always held the opinion that Lenin was a faggot. Listen up, Red Machine, this is the f*cken USA network, ok>:

my di*k hurtz

Shut up, communism is a party.

My sister bought me a shirt from the Red Square that has a picture of Lenin imposed over the McDonald's Golden Arches, labeled "McLenin's". The back has a hammer and sickle and says "The Party is Over".

I like it, I just never wear tee shirts.

Oops this isn't the awesome stuff thread I guess.

I'm assuming there's no IRC chat for this place?

No, I haven't searched yet. Too lazy.