JUST KIDDING THEY'RE FUCKING HOT

Gadzooks, why do you have a boner for Sweet Lou?

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE

LIAR, THAT IS CAPTAIN BUBBA WITH THE MUSCLES PHOTOSHOPPED OUT. >:

AND THE NOSE STRETCHED OUT BIGGER :(

I AM SO PROUD OF EVERYONE TONIGHT. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO BRAVE AND OVERCAME SO MUCH ADVERSITY TO BE HERE TONIGHT. :tear

Rongi looks just how I imagined :o

SEE? I look NOTHING LIKE THAT FUCKING PICTURE I DREW >:

awesome shit

we're through the looking glass now

I HAVE NO SECRETS ANYMORE :tear

just be lucky there arent any goons here or your house would've been next :(

Somebody chat with me.

I FEEL LIKE PART OF ME IS FLYING AWAY ON THE WIND.

:(:(:(:(:(

I didn't know you had AIM

Raggamofyn on both AIM and Yahoo.

I use Pidgin because I'm gay like that.

Speaking of this thread jumping ahead five pages in an hour isn't Pub supposed to be back yet?

hes like me only whiter

WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER WE CAN DO GREAT THINGS. :(

EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ALL OF US TO DO THE WORK OF ONE GREAT MAN. :tear

Fathom Zero is not a very heartwarming person to chat with.

I'm glad for you and your almost-was-girlfriend.

We still have a CHANCE, man :(

Eui's a pretty woman, she is worth the risk!

I AM TOO TIRED FOR THIS GOOD NIGHT FAGGOTS

girls typically like men that don't pretend to be women

you might be a great candidate for some homo sex, though!

Guitar Woman is the Johnathan Lipton of AIM Chats (i.e. A snooze)

ok, now that the garbage portion is over. It's time to vote on the best Native American.



(3) SQUANTO - Patuxet Division

or



(1) SITTING BULL - Sioux Division

I'd like a write in for Geranimo

Geranimo lost in the First Round to Sequoyah. Please try to use the search engine next time

Pocahantas

BULLSHIT. YOU HAVEN'T INCLUDED ABSENTEE VOTES.

What about Pocahontas?

squanto looks like a fat pocahontas in that pic

I'LL POKE HER HONTAS

Eliminated by Sitting Bull in the quarterfinals. She wasn't that fucking great guys.

WHAT ABOUT THE CRYING INDIAN FROM THAT COMMERCIAL.

THE ONE WHERE THE INDIAN HAS A TEAR. IN HIS EYE.

BECAUSE OF THE WHITE MAN.

Dude fuck you man Pocahontas is the ONLY good indian imo

Pocahantas and Saccagawaea should have had a cat fight.

Whenever I buy a train ticket from the ticket machine it gives me Saccagawaea coins instead of real money

Therefor Saccagawaea sucks and I hate her

This turned incredibly racist. I am offended.

FUCK YOU CARLOS MENCIA >:

FROM NOW ON THIS IS THE CALROS MENCIA THREAD

Carlos Mencia isn't Native American. I fail to see his relevence.

Squanto 35% Sitting Bull 40% (25% pending)

mexicoians are of native american and white descent actually

He's German and Honduran. You racist.

We will never have an African American president if this ignorance keeps up.

Squanto 38% Sitting Bull 42% (20% pending)

no emu not you too :(

i've been the biggest queer on this site a long time, young'n

Yes, apparently Emu is racist it is a terrible shame.

lol you can get that shirt from t-shirthell.com theyir shirts are hilareous

i get confused when he calls himself a beaner all the time :\

You mean they are racist.

Really the racism has to stop, when a black man can't shake hands with a white woman without thinking something anal is going on it's a horrible time.

lolol topical humor is so clever aso is racist when is dave chappelle coming home from africa that niggr lol jk

I was talking to Rongi about his Aryan website.


Squanto 39% Sitting Bull 47% (14% pending)

Bull is pulling away

lol t-shrit hell

Squanto 53% Sitting Bull 47%

an amazing influx of Squanto fans poured over and he wins the match. Thank you Squanto, you showed tolerance and love and broke bread with the white man when they would just only break your hearts.

The surviving members of the Patuxet tribe will get a Jukebox donated to their reservation in their honor.

All three of 'em!

*AUDIENCE LAUGHS*

*CAMERA SHOWS CLOSEUP OF GADZOOKS ROLLING EYES*

I think a jukebox is a decent prize for not having to do shit.

They dont want no stinking white man devil music box

They want land to make casino

They aren't the Amish they love music.

In fact here is an old Indian song that I'll think you'll like.

http://www.yakov.com/radio/commercial_1.mp3

I forgot the link

You can hear the spirits of the indian braves running through the wind like great white buffalo

Eu, your avatar and sig look awesome!

I <3 them, thx so much

You're welcome!

I'm a Diné and you guys are mean! :(

hey floozies

YOU GOT THE FLOOZE

I feel like I'm not cool enough to post here in this thread anymore. It's just like when I go to bars alone and end up smoking just to eavesdrop on other people, hoping someone will notice my quirks and strike up a conversation but that happens only once in a while and it's probably out of pity.

Puff. Puff.

Are they cloves?

I've never seen cloves marketed for pipe consumption. I smoke burley and Cavendish!

how do you not get embarrassed smoking a pipe in public?

its 4:20 somewhere

central time zone, in fact

thats the best time!

4:22 now

Hay dudes, hows it hangin? :x

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

do you want an avatar and sig combo?

she made mine it's so cool

I have been in the netherlands of love and drugs. And shit yes i wan't one.

Go away Noodles

I AGREE

Also, where the fuck have you been Big? I miss you brooo

Did I do my "World's Greatest Native American" bit yet?
Because I read a article called "Red Skinned N*ggers" and I wanted to use it as source material.

Hey Rongi how did you get mod powers? Lend me some I've got business to take care of around here :picklehat

Also I have only now discovered that Ted Knight has passed away (he's been dead for 20 years in fact) even though I was big on Caddyshack as a kid when he was rotting in his tomb.

This also made me the laughing stock of my office death pool.

I hope this has nothing to do with me saying "N*gger", I was citing a source!

no way milhouse, i abuse my powers enough as it is :(

None of the people pictured here are still alive.

I don't even remember a thread making a notion of Rongi's promotion. Did Rongi reveal the idenity of the porn spammer?

MY POWERS ARE NOT TO BE QUESTIONED

The real question is who the fuck hid the health status of from me for all these years?

No. The REAL question is why the fuck Brian Wilson thought "Vega-Tables" was good enough to put on SMiLE.

He had a mental illness. I think that's the long and short of it.

That's gotta be the only reason. This song is lame enough to make The Wiggles blush.

I kind of like it. But I also think Sloop John B is the best song on Pet Sounds so you know I'm in a ridiculous minority and accept the prejudice that comes with it.

I dont necessarily think that's an unpopular opinion. I remember RoyalTenenbaum used that as an example of how Brian Wilson was the best vocalist ever or something.

My favorite off Pet Sounds is probably Caroline No

It's like if that French baby who made that pop dance song (Jordy?) grew up to have a successful solo career into his thirties but he still sang songs about baby issues.

That's what Vega-Tables is like, and in that scope it's fantastic.

Hes trying to make it now in his late teens.

Im serious.

C'EST DUR DUR ETRE LE BEBE! (Its so hard to be the baby!)

Well if he's not singing about diaper rash and eating sliced up hotdogs with ketchup then I'm not interested.