Eat dickers. :rolleyes

d. tickers

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.

I've decided I don't want to be friends anymore with people that seriously wear hoodies. They're fucking stupid looking.

I like them.

Just not on 12 year olds that hang around kebab shops in packs of a dozen or more.

hi

I have two hoodies but don't wear them much because t-shirts and sweatshirts make girls with big boobs look fat.

You have to wear things that zip and v-necks and things like that, like an explanation..."No, see, it's just boobs."

There's a difference though for people who SERIOUSLY WEAR hoodies.

I guess I don't know what that means then.

Like those gangsters that roll around with their hoodies up and they have skeleton heads on the side with bling bling.

As opposed to wearing a hoodie to be warm and comfortable.

oh ok

most stores here have signs saying you can't come in with a hoodie on. One cigarette store I saw said no ski masks, which left me wondering if it was really that big of a problem.

So I had a mishap on the way to class today. I saw a car backing up into the street I was walking up, so I decided to step over a small ledge to get to class and get out of his way. However, i stumbled, slamming my elbow and my knee. It hurt like hell, and for some reason I had trouble breathing for a few minutes despite just having a few scrapes. What the hell happened? Was I in shock or something? Anybody know?

An increased flow of adrenaline might do that, but I'm talking out of my ass. Coulda been in shock. You must have a very weak tolerance for pain.

Hmm, sounds to me like you are a big wuss. Could be wrong.

Probably overanalyzed it at the time and hyperventilated a little during the self-assessment. Unless you're very fragile, in which case you might want to get checked out. Are you breathing ok now?

You could have dinged a nerve - I've done it - in either your knee or your elbow. When that happens, it can affect your autonomous functions, but usually it's only temporary.

Of course, it also could be cancer.

its lupis :doctorhosemd

BETTER CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE WITH MY MEAT THERMOMETER.

it's called having the wind knocked out of you, it frequently happens to clumsy folks. durrr.

SO I HEAR CALIFORNIA IS GONNA BLOW UP

Yes, I have a low tolerance for pain. I'm breathing fine now. I thought you could only get the wind knocked out if you if you hit your stomach; I only hit my knee and elbow. I probably did ding a nerve. Thanks, guys.

Blow up in what way?

you know how there was that gas line explosion? well that wasn't the whole thing. there's still a bunch of it running through residential areas and the warning sign for the explosion is smelling the gas leak - which they are smelling again. they just evacuated an elementary school. if the one continues to set off it could trigger other incidents which could be disastrous.

Well if your gonna use that as an example, you might as well say the U.S.A is gonna blow up.